We do accept bribery and free trips to Amsterdam.
Chastise punkass marc at punkassmarc @ gmail.com.
Remind Quin of his mortality at quinthemighty @ gmail.com.
Kyso may be reached via telepathy, failing that, kyso.kisaen @ gmail.com.
If the pigeon messenger service fails to reach Sabotabby, try littlemissnegativity @ gmail.com.
Lisa has about twelve free email accounts and usually can’t remember the passwords for any of them. Try lisa10dc @ gmail.com first. If she doesn’t answer, email everyone else on here to complain.