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From the Boundless blog conversation about Comfort’s impending jackassery:

Excellent question. Some argue that you can have morality without having any sort of “higher power”. Some may explain this in an evolutionary sort of way.
Let’s take this for an example: Rape. We all know it is “wrong”. But why? Let’s assume we didn’t have a commandment [...]

I’ve always been a fan of cocaine and the way it provides that extra boost that coffee just can’t while also keeping my lovehandles to a minimum, but it’s just so bad for the heart, you know? Luckily, energy drink maker Redux Beverages has heard my cry.
The Food and Drug Administration said Redux Beverages [...]

File under “no doy:”
Students who took part in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex as those who did not, according to a study ordered by Congress.
Also, feel free to file this under “creepy old pervs,” as I’m a smidge uncomfortable with Congressional inquiries into teenage sexual habits. Maybe I’m still [...]

Oh, Christ on a crutch, I was ignoring Conservapedia, but then olvlzl had to go and ruin it for me.
Gravity is considered by scientists and evolutionists to be one of the fundamental forces of the universe. It is a theory which suggests that all masses are attracted to each other because of invisible particles called [...]

Via Feministing, it’s an irony thunderstorm on the Blog Against Sexism parade.

“Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll,”…may look like just another reality show with attractive, slinkily dressed women preening for the camera in the hope of a shot at stardom.
But “Pussycat Dolls Present” is about female empowerment, the show’s producers explained to [...]

Well hello! Long time no see! I’m sure nothing whatsoever has happened in my absence. I have actually been writing here goddamn near every day but fucking Marc has scrubbed the archives in fear of… ellipses and incomplete sentences. I cuss too much, apparently, and somebody had to scrub my dirty, [...]

Rox Populi sees Marc’s microwave hot dogs and raises him sausage on a stick wrapped in sweet, sweet chocolate chip pancake.
I hereby announce a Punkass Innuendo contest. Get on your mark, get set…
GO!

Or why you need to hate yourself and how

We all judge people (via), how we dress, the way we comb our hair, little things really, but have you ever noticed how big a deal we can make out of those little things? For instance, a man may walk a certain way or sleep with a [...]

So I was going to write a long and not terribly funny post about some livescience articles I found via Men’s News Daily that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that men are just naturally smarter than women. I’m not going to do that anymore because I found something better, but here’s the [...]

Rejoice, all, for Elder George is back to guide us. Today he lets us in on a little secret about men and depression - there is no such thing as a depressed man. There are only men who are all discombobulated because the women, children and elderly no longer have to gaze at [...]

If these people aren’t offering 0.0% interest rates for the life of your mortgage, then I do believe we’ll be seeing them in hell. I’m no religious scholar, but I do recall that Jesus had a few words on the topic of moneylenders.