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I guess when a country ponders approving a 3 trillion dollar budget when it’s already 9 trillion in the red, the idea of anyone ever actually paying off their bills must seem like a sucker bet. At least, that’s what certain “optimists” are *hoping* is the case when our little tax rebates start showing […]

I really don’t remember this scene from Fantasia.
You may have already seen this, but if you haven’t, do take a moment and check out Cracked.com’s rundown of Disney’s most shameful moments. I mean, not that it’s surprising that a massive corporation run by a right-wing snitch has some skanky race issues, but wow.
Most parents show […]

The continuity of shirt slogans at the Christian CafePress store goes from:
cute & tacky:

to cute, not as tacky:

to needlessly defensive, tacky & dated:

to needlessly defensive, tacky, but timeless:

to ummmm…..

to respectfully submitted without comment:

Anyone care to top “Militant Fecundity”?

Several weeks ago, Oklahoma State head football coach Mike Gundy had an epic YouTube Hall of Fame meltdown at a press conference. Despite having just pulled out a tough win, he was upset over an article written about the benching of his QB. Here’s the rant:

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Oh, and did I mention that the article […]

I think I need to check Yahoo! more often. First, Fengi found this adorable pair of articles on how those elitist, overly educated single women need to lower their standards, play dumb, and give more blowjobs. Or something like that.
The most mind-boggling quote, to me, is this one, from “dating coach” and self-hating Jew Evan […]

The hideous GOP convention logo that Pam posted the other day is suggestive enough without Photoshopping, but I thought I should add my contribution to the pile-on.

The original. What were they thinking?
Remix after the cut.

Feel free to add your own.

Just when you thought it wasn’t bad enough that bottled water companies drain public reserves of water for free and then sell it back to said public for $1.50 a pop, WaterBank of America has launched a fresh new horror:

Because you didn’t need enough plastic in your life.
H/T to Meagan D.; sorry that I didn’t […]

As if reality TV wasn’t bad enough already, there’s an upcoming show that looks like all sorts of wrong: Kid Nation. The advertisements claim “40 children, 40 days, no adults,” which judging from the trailer, is not entirely accurate—there’s at least one big person running the contests and handing out gold stars to the most […]

Up until this point, it was a point of pride that I’d never seen a whole episode of any network reality show (not including talk shows, of course). Survivor? Fuck you. American Idol? I’ve heard of it. I made an exception for those seemingly more benign cable niche shows; an […]

From the Boundless blog conversation about Comfort’s impending jackassery:

Excellent question. Some argue that you can have morality without having any sort of “higher power”. Some may explain this in an evolutionary sort of way.
Let’s take this for an example: Rape. We all know it is “wrong”. But why? Let’s assume we didn’t have a commandment […]

I’ve always been a fan of cocaine and the way it provides that extra boost that coffee just can’t while also keeping my lovehandles to a minimum, but it’s just so bad for the heart, you know? Luckily, energy drink maker Redux Beverages has heard my cry.
The Food and Drug Administration said Redux Beverages […]

File under “no doy:”
Students who took part in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex as those who did not, according to a study ordered by Congress.
Also, feel free to file this under “creepy old pervs,” as I’m a smidge uncomfortable with Congressional inquiries into teenage sexual habits. Maybe I’m still […]