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Sorry about receiving oral sex behind the counter, boss, but it’s part of youth culture!
8 Comments Published by punkass marc August 8th, 2006 in HUH!?, WorkIn London, a woman was fired by text message:
Katy Tanner, a 21-year-old sales assistant, received the message while she was off work with a migraine, the South Wales Echo newspaper said Friday.
The text message said: “We will not require your services anymore…Thank you for your time with us.”
This seems inappropriate, no? Its brevity has [...]
Porn Fairies
30 Comments Published by McBoing August 4th, 2006 in Cock!, Pr0n, Sex, The God Box, WorkTraining on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I just got my bill, and I have to tell you that I am astonished that you have charged all this filth to my account. I would never order something like Hillbilly Honies or, Jesus, Fluffy Cumsalot.”
I’m sorry about that, Faux Disgruntled Customer. Are there [...]
Got the job. Customer Service. I start Monday at 9am.
Still keeping the pizza job, because hey, it’s extra money and I need it.
Nevertheless, w00t!
McBoingal work update: Still no full-time job. However, I have lost five pounds since I started slinging pizzas and waiting tables. Will probably lose more since I’m not spending eight hours a day on teh internets.
Conclusion: Okay. -Ish.
Plans: Another job interview tomorrow.
I went back to the temp agency today and took some tests to see how fit I am for clerical work. I got 100% accuracy on my proofreading, typing, and word processing tests, which labels me a Master.
Master McBoing. I like that. (MS Excel, not so much.)
If you have something to brag about today, do it in the comments.
Things McBoing did today to try and secure a steady paycheck:
Woke up.
Checked email.
Took shower.
Went to temp agency.
Sat at temp agency for two hours before seeing anyone.
Avoided weird guy that works at the library.
“Interview” with temp agency lady.
Answered inane questions like, “Have you ever been stressed on the job?”
Drove home depressed.
Ate sandwich.
Watched Tyra Banks counsel couples [...]
Making lemonade out of global warming
7 Comments Published by punkass marc July 3rd, 2006 in Environment, WorkPam Spaulding linked Shake’s Sis who linked Brad Plumer who got us all talking about the Alternet piece on the energy-hogging epidemic of American air-conditioning.
From Alternet via Brad (whose comment is in the middle):
The United States devotes 18 percent of its electricity consumption just to air-condition buildings. That’s more than four times as much electricity [...]
Friday Random Ten - The Still Effing Unemployed Edition
3 Comments Published by McBoing June 23rd, 2006 in Friday Random Ten, Work1) Jeff Buckley - Farewell Angelina
2) Sufjan Stevens - Chicago A.C.
3) Drive-By Truckers - Days of Graduation
4) Crass - Democrats (dedicated to Kos)
5) Awol One - Fatalove
6) The Blasters - Boomtown
7) The Clash - Kingston Advice
AC/DC - Rock n’ Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution
9) The [...]
Except for the Coke Habit, Mom, Everything is Fine
5 Comments Published by McBoing June 22nd, 2006 in Punkass!, WorkI feel The Countess: job hunting is a bitch:
The Count also found out that the employer mantra “you are over-qualified for this job” means “If I hire you, you’ll leave as soon as a well-paying job comes your way. So, we’d be better off hiring a slacker who won’t do a good job whom [...]
I lied. I’m not taking a break.
Figured out that I’m dealing some sort of depression — no drugs, thanks — which only made it worse when I was shitcanned from my job Friday for reasons that add up to office gossip and a lack of initiative on management’s part to let me [...]
Nothing cures a boring day in the mental hospital like a few tornadoes. Especially if you’re outside to enjoy them.
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