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What do you think of when you think, sophisticated beverage?
If you answered, Coke’s new coffee-flavored soda, you’re a twat and Coke has some coupons to send you. I mean, coffee soda? COFFEE SODA?
Actually, I’m just assuming it’s a coffee-flavored soda. It could just be a bitter, caffine-jacked version of Coke. The [...]

You know what the worst part about eating at KFC is? It’s too elegant. All that deep-fried chicken and potato flake goodness, served in separate sections on a paper or syrofoam tray. You need a fork for practically every damn menu item. I’m a busy woman, I don’t have time for [...]

I was standing in the express line at my local Acme the other day when I noticed that Women’s World promised to help me lose an ungodly amount of weight on the “Da Vinci Code Diet.” I was only able to glance at the article before it was my turn to pay for my [...]

This is why I love the internets. Two health and fitness nuts who happen to know how to make databases and websites made this freakishly spectacular tool to help people appropriately analyize their food. I’ve been playing with it for about an hour so far and I haven’t even scratched the surface of [...]

And I don’t even believe in Jesus.

Last minute gifts for foodies and LARPers may be found here:
Last year on October 8 an earthquake, measuring 7.6 on the Richter scale, hit Kashmir, the northern part of Pakistan. Being a native Californian, I know that’s no small cheese. Unfortunately, by October 8, 2005, I was tapped out from Katrina giving and could not [...]