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I don’t think it came out quite this well when I made it.
There’s been far too much negativity on my end lately, so for the weekend, have something good—like Ironed Orchid’s quick n’ easy Indian food (Not-Quite Bhurta courtesy of my other blog).
She also has a recipe for Caramelized Kangaroo.
Okay, now I’m hungry. (Not for […]
Unhealthy carnal urges or Even the patriarchy can be delicious.
1 Comment Published by violet August 8th, 2008 in Punkass!, We Eat, Feminism, another fucking sex postMy girlfriend and I have been reading Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World, which is basically the most fucking delicious cookbook you will ever purchase. It even has a foreword by Sara Quin! What more could you ask for?
So we’ve been fomenting cupcake revolution for a few months now, and I just now learned from […]
Hatecookies!
6 Comments Published by Sabotabby July 16th, 2008 in Imperialism for Dummies, We Eat, Torture, Human Rights, Shame on you for not being rich white and privileged, sharing the awesomeFolks, the internet has been won.
Background: Something Awful commentators react to recently-released footage of then 16-year-old Omar Khadr being cruelly interrogated by Canadian officials at Guantanamo. Their reactions range from sympathetic to death threats—these soft children of privilege who never leave the comfort of their parents’ basement, let alone face unending hell in an illegal […]
I guess the Eastern Orthodox have a better way to celebrate Easter
0 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 27th, 2008 in Punkass!, We EatUpon reading this I have two thoughts:
1. There are EIGHT TYPES of lard !!?? Lard spices?
2. It didn’t even occur to me that you could measure dill in kilograms.
And the Lord did lay his hands upon me, and lo! Satan’s cellulite was banished from my thighs
6 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 9th, 2007 in We Eat, Godbaggery, HUH!?Remember the DaVinci Code Diet? Well, fuck that Catholic-baiting calorie-control blasphemy. Why follow a diet based on heresy when God himself is waiting for you to pray those inches off of your fat ass?
Jordan Rubin is convinced God can help you lose weight. Rubin, author of The Maker’s Diet, is fresh from […]
I plug the movies shamelessly because I care.
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen November 17th, 2006 in We Eat, Movies, Meat!Fast Food Nation is out today!
The book was excellent and I highly approve of the movie’s unexpected format - you’d think it would be a documentary like An Inconvenient Truth, but it’s not. Anyway, I’ll be seeing it this weekend and you should, too.
Let the filthy joke contest begin
14 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 2nd, 2006 in Punkass!, We Eat, Meat!, My Brain Hurts, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!Rox Populi sees Marc’s microwave hot dogs and raises him sausage on a stick wrapped in sweet, sweet chocolate chip pancake.
I hereby announce a Punkass Innuendo contest. Get on your mark, get set…
GO!
The talking Domino’s poobox
18 Comments Published by punkass marc August 24th, 2006 in We Eat, Big Business19 October, 1835
Dearest diary,
Our giant tortoise discovery was most exhilerating, and I awoke to dawn’s light certain once again there could be no greater excitement than encountering those peaceable lumbering gents as we had on our first day.
Today, though, as we trekked SSE on one of the smaller islands, my sense of awe […]
You Are Duck
Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
Gross.
List of ingested items that do not make me sick: vegetables, coffee, booze, Jell-o. My stomach loves me, my […]
I Hate Eating, I’m Trying To Quit
22 Comments Published by McBoing August 19th, 2006 in We Eat, Health, WorkBack for my weekly cry. Hold me.
Forgive me for being spare around here lately. I haven’t been well. As of this week my fellow trainees and I discovered at Customer Service Hell Co. that they plan on hiring a new batch of people next month — but they aren’t using a […]
Lips and Assholes Revolution
48 Comments Published by punkass marc August 16th, 2006 in We Eat, HealthWhether it be the meat or vegetarian kind, many of us have had a hot dog at some point in our lives. Sure, we’ve boiled or grilled them on occasion, but if we need to save time, we go for the zapper.
When microwaving a hot dog, I would wager your process goes something like […]
I’m so hip even my lunch is ironic
6 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen July 10th, 2006 in We Eat, HealthFor lunch today I took a TV dinner and a bottle of FUZE brand overpriced fruit drink, and it wasn’t until I was leaning against the counter waiting for the microwave to finish phase I of my lunch that it occured to me that I had paid a small premium for this dinner because it […]
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