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I don’t think it came out quite this well when I made it.
There’s been far too much negativity on my end lately, so for the weekend, have something good—like Ironed Orchid’s quick n’ easy Indian food (Not-Quite Bhurta courtesy of my other blog).
She also has a recipe for Caramelized Kangaroo.
Okay, now I’m hungry. (Not for […]

My girlfriend and I have been reading Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World, which is basically the most fucking delicious cookbook you will ever purchase. It even has a foreword by Sara Quin! What more could you ask for?
So we’ve been fomenting cupcake revolution for a few months now, and I just now learned from […]

Folks, the internet has been won.
Background: Something Awful commentators react to recently-released footage of then 16-year-old Omar Khadr being cruelly interrogated by Canadian officials at Guantanamo. Their reactions range from sympathetic to death threats—these soft children of privilege who never leave the comfort of their parents’ basement, let alone face unending hell in an illegal […]

Upon reading this I have two thoughts:
1. There are EIGHT TYPES of lard !!?? Lard spices?
2. It didn’t even occur to me that you could measure dill in kilograms.

Remember the DaVinci Code Diet? Well, fuck that Catholic-baiting calorie-control blasphemy. Why follow a diet based on heresy when God himself is waiting for you to pray those inches off of your fat ass?
Jordan Rubin is convinced God can help you lose weight. Rubin, author of The Maker’s Diet, is fresh from […]

Fast Food Nation is out today!
The book was excellent and I highly approve of the movie’s unexpected format - you’d think it would be a documentary like An Inconvenient Truth, but it’s not. Anyway, I’ll be seeing it this weekend and you should, too.

Rox Populi sees Marc’s microwave hot dogs and raises him sausage on a stick wrapped in sweet, sweet chocolate chip pancake.
I hereby announce a Punkass Innuendo contest. Get on your mark, get set…
GO!

19 October, 1835
Dearest diary,
Our giant tortoise discovery was most exhilerating, and I awoke to dawn’s light certain once again there could be no greater excitement than encountering those peaceable lumbering gents as we had on our first day.
Today, though, as we trekked SSE on one of the smaller islands, my sense of awe […]

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

Gross.
List of ingested items that do not make me sick: vegetables, coffee, booze, Jell-o. My stomach loves me, my […]

Back for my weekly cry. Hold me.
Forgive me for being spare around here lately. I haven’t been well. As of this week my fellow trainees and I discovered at Customer Service Hell Co. that they plan on hiring a new batch of people next month — but they aren’t using a […]

Whether it be the meat or vegetarian kind, many of us have had a hot dog at some point in our lives. Sure, we’ve boiled or grilled them on occasion, but if we need to save time, we go for the zapper.
When microwaving a hot dog, I would wager your process goes something like […]

For lunch today I took a TV dinner and a bottle of FUZE brand overpriced fruit drink, and it wasn’t until I was leaning against the counter waiting for the microwave to finish phase I of my lunch that it occured to me that I had paid a small premium for this dinner because it […]