when the status quo frustrates.

Romney slathers himself in anti-gay cologne to enhance his attractiveness

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

How do you know you really hate TEH GAY? When you use your last few lame-duck days in office to stir up some good old-fashioned prejudice. Hell, everyone but Arizona’s doin’ it:

Gov. Mitt Romney, fighting to end same-sex nuptials in his waning days in office, yesterday mailed copies of the state constitution to 16 area lawmakers he said violated their oath of office by dodging a vote on a gay-marriage ban.

Romney plans to ask the state’s high court later this week to go around the Legislature and put the gay marriage ban directly on the ballot for voters to decide.

Pink triangles must really piss you off to waste those last few governating hours on the gay marriage ban.


Winners of the 2006 Mitt Romney “Most Adorable Tots” Award

What would possess a man to make such an asshole (tender, inviting asshole) of himself?

Targeted lawmakers slammed the outgoing GOP governor for trying to appease national voters as he weighs a run for president.

Ohhhh, I get it. Romney thinks that by hating on the rainbow he’ll resemble one of the Nazi plush toys to which so many frightened Christians cling at night.


Available at Wal-Mart this Christmas!

The actual scary development is that Romney thinks this is the issue his prospective voters care about most. He did not make a symbolic move to beef up security or denounce a bad war or cut government spending or protect corporations or pretend like he cared about small business or privatize/deregulate anything or kiss a baby. No, he hated on gays as publicly as possible, something he hadn’t made a point of doing previously.

Anti-gaiety appears to be what conservatives feel will be their sexiest play going into a presidential election.

Manos, (gay) hands of fate

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Yesterday, Shakes Sis linked the story of a gay man who will likely be denied the option to open his own home business:

Members of the Manassas City Council are hearing plenty of opinions on whether a gay man should be allowed to open a massage therapy business in his home.

Howard Daniel is a former Marine Corps reservist who is also a certified massage therapist. He wants to open the business in his home, but nearly two dozen Manassas residents have spoken out against his application.

Daniel already offers his massage therapy services at the local hospital and in the homes of clients.

The Washington Post reports that the Manassas City Council has approved two other applications for home-based massage therapy businesses over the past three years. But at least three of the six members of the county council say they vote against Daniel’s application.

Our punkassresearch team investigated the claims against Mr. Daniel, and I’m pleased to bring you an exclusive look at some of the letters filed against him in the enlightened community of Manassas, VA.

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Lance Bass Comes Out

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Lance Bass reveals he is gay in an upcoming issue of People Magazine. He is reportedly very happy about finally coming out — as you would be too if you were a gay dude pretending to like girls to sell records for fucking N*SYNC (not like anyone else hasn’t had to do that before).

But what makes this event so intriguing is that Bass appears to have been outed, not only by the NYPost, but by various celebrity blogs as well.

While some publications felt justified to report on Bass’ private life because he was apparently misleading the public, the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation says none of Bass’ actions justified invading his privacy.

“Coming out is a personal, private decision that needs to be made by the individual,” said Damon Romine, GLAAD entertainment media director, in an interview before Bass made his announcement.

“Media speculation about people’s sexual orientation is not something we support.”

Cue someone on Ryan Seacrest.*

* Because you know we’ll be seeing even more inane comments on this post for months.