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I got back from San Francisco pride a couple of weeks ago, and that is one intense. fucking. party., let me tell you.
I thought I would be writing right now about the commercialization, commodification, and normalization of “the gay lifestyle.” I thought I would be talking about how the rainbow-banner Bud Lite banners were vaguely […]

I got back from San Francisco pride two weeks ago, and I’m still processing. I have many words to say about the experience and the city. Many. They are merely all freakin’ jumbly. A brief summary of my brain:
raw vegan tiramisu! / has that wheel always been there? / dykes on bikes! / we cant […]

Tomorrow’s NYT headline: Pope Finds He Is Catholic.
Gay Couples Find Marriage Is a Mixed Bag

I am a front desk clerk at a local chain of hotels that no one outside of the Midwest has heard of. I have worked at my new job for less than a month, and while I hated it, I figured I could hold on until August, when school started again* with a […]

Nefarious agents of the homosexual agenda.
I post about penguins probably more often than I should, but they’re terribly cute, and for whatever reason, they seem to get used as political footballs far more often than the poor things deserve.
Well, it’s happening again. The most challenged book of 2006, according to the Chicago-based American Library […]

Like the time that Dick Cheney shot that guy, I’m convinced that there can never be enough jokes about Republican homobigots getting busted for the very sort of behaviour they try to outlaw. Schadenfreude doesn’t begin to cover it.
The transcript itself.
Keith Olbermann’s—um—reenactment:

The arresting officer manages to get a bit of racism in there:

Accusing Craig of […]

Natalie Dee says it better than I ever could.
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation recently launched a neat little project on Facebook called the Great Canadian Wish List. Canadian Facebook users can make a wish for the country, and other users can support that wish. Facebook automatically ranks them, and CBC News will announce the most popular […]

What does it mean to be a man in a world where women refuse to follow last century’s script? Well, Laura Sessions Stepp doesn’t fucking know, but she does have a deadline so here, enjoy some random quotes surrounded by some stereotypes, and a completely inappropriate and random reference to Johnny Depp.

If you’re wondering […]

Robert Knight of the American Family Association gazes upon the havoc that his flying monkeys have unleashed upon Ford, and by havoc-releasing-flying-monkeys I mean he pats himself on the back for being around to kick Ford while it was already down. He derives no small satisfaction from the idea that while, sure, he can’t […]

How do you know you really hate TEH GAY? When you use your last few lame-duck days in office to stir up some good old-fashioned prejudice. Hell, everyone but Arizona’s doin’ it:
Gov. Mitt Romney, fighting to end same-sex nuptials in his waning days in office, yesterday mailed copies of the state constitution to […]

Yesterday, Shakes Sis linked the story of a gay man who will likely be denied the option to open his own home business:
Members of the Manassas City Council are hearing plenty of opinions on whether a gay man should be allowed to open a massage therapy business in his home.
Howard Daniel is a former Marine […]

Lance Bass reveals he is gay in an upcoming issue of People Magazine. He is reportedly very happy about finally coming out — as you would be too if you were a gay dude pretending to like girls to sell records for fucking N*SYNC (not like anyone else hasn’t had to do that before).
But […]