when the status quo frustrates.

Because At Least 2 Other People Out There Care (Now With Funny Picture Added)

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

…remember how I used to complain about the armor my World of Warcraft toon of awesomeness consistently had inflicted upon her?

Well, once you hit the game’s maximum level and are wearing armor to match, that does essentially go away. You are not only armored to the teeth in terms of your character’s game statistics, you do actually LOOK armored to the teeth as well, even if your character comes equipped with a pair of boobs!

Warning: Remainder of post so choked with World of Warcraft jargon that only fellow junkies are advised to proceed forward.
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SmackDOWN!

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Just beautiful. ::sniff!::

What I Want To Be Like When I Grow Up

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Okay, technically, I am grown up already. But thinking forward to my “twilight years,” you know–when I hit the age and more importantly, the appearance of the age where people assume I no longer have a sex drive–once in a while I come across a description of persons of that age that make me say to myself, “When I’m that age? I only hope I’m as cool as that.” The first time it happened to me was when I read a news article about a group of fifteen or so over-65 citizens that tours the country doing classic rock covers. I was so jealous I nearly fainted–I’m not talented enough to do that now, never mind thirty years from now!

These two ladies are my current over-65 icons, and not only are they admirable merely based upon their blogular existence, they are also doing all of us the favor that cannot be too much appreciated of reading Ann Coulter’s new book so that we don’t have to:

So I made some calls and found a copy of Ann Coulter’s new book at a used bookstore here in town. I was happy to know that my dollars would not go to support her, but I am a bit worried about a book that ended up in a used bookstore two weeks after it was published. Now Margaret told me she probably couldn’t find a Coulter book new, used or otherwise where she lives, so I told her to relax. I’ll read it and give her (and all of you) a summary here. Sort of a my version of the old Cliffs Notes concept. Do they still have those?

When I’m done anyone wanting the book can send me their address and we can mail it around until everyone has read it. That way no one has to actually buy it firsthand.

It’s the best thing I’ve read since stoney321 reviewed the entire 4-book Twilight series. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

Exploding glass tears.

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Today was Fun Physics Day at work, as often happens the afternoon after a whole morning is killed by meetings. I have no idea how we got on the subject, but today’s project ended up being Prince Rupert Drops. Prince Rupert Drops are tear-drop shaped glass balls with long, trailing tails. The base of the bulb is shockingly strong, but the tail can be snapped fairly easily. When this happens, the entire drop explodes into a fine dust. The short explanation:

When molten glass hits cold water, its outer surface cools rapidly and shrinks as it solidifies. Since the center is still fluid, it can flow to adjust to the outer shell’s smaller size. As that center eventually cools and solidifies, it also shrinks, but now the outer shell is already solid and can’t change its shape to accommodate the smaller core.

The result is a great deal of internal stress, as the center pulls the outside in from all sides. Like a tightly wound spring, the glass is set to release a lot of energy. If you break the thin glass at the tail, a chain reaction travels like a shock wave through the drop. As each section breaks, it releases enough energy to break the next section, and so on, shattering the whole drop in less than a millisecond.

Paradoxically, the same tension also makes the Prince Rupert’s drop stronger. Glass breaks when tiny scratches pull apart and spread into fractures. Since the surface is compressed by internal stress, scratches can’t grow, and the glass is very difficult to break.

A professor at Purdue University clocked the fractures at over 4,000mph. Unfortunately my university doesn’t carry the journal he published in, so I don’t have anything more than that abstract to share.

My coworkers made about 5 of these things using glass stirring rods, pipettes, and an ordinary propane torch, although it was a massive pain in the ass. It took forever, and not every tear-shaped glass drop is a Prince Rupert Drop. But when it works, it’s fantastic. My coworker said it felt like a bomb going off in his hand when our drop became a rough silt. It’s also possible to make the tail too fine, so that you have to snap off more than one section to get the explosion. The explanation I read, that I can’t seem to find right now, suggested that the diameter of the glass has to be sufficiently large to allow the cracks to propagate, i.e. if you snap too thin a piece off, the rest of the structure can just shrug it off. If you’ve got a nice traily tail, this means you can flirt with danger by flicking at the flexible bit at the end and dramatically snapping off several pieces before the whole thing disintegrates. Of course, you’d have to play with a lot of them before you got a feel for where that point is.

You can also make your own glass fibers by heating the middle of a glass rod until it softens and glows red, then removing it from the flame and pulling really fast. If your rod was solid, you’ve just made a fiber optic cable. If your rod was a tube, you now have a very small capillary tube.

Roy Zimmerman

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Just for fun :)

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More Shameless Glee

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Obama signs equal-pay bill

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama signed an equal-pay bill into law Thursday before cheering labor and women leaders who fought hard for it and the woman whose history-making lawsuit gave impetus to the cause.

Obama, choosing the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act as the first bill to sign as president, called it a “wonderful day” and declared that ending pay disparities between men and woman an issue not just for women, but for all workers.

Darn skippy.

GOP fails to revive abortion-group funding ban

WASHINGTON – Senate Republicans have failed to revive a prohibition on using federal funding for international groups that perform abortions or provide abortion information.

By a 60-37 vote, Democrats turned back an amendment that would have denied aid to groups that may be involved in abortion but also work on other health care issues abroad.

The amendment was offered by Republicans during debate of legislation to expand the government-backed health insurance program for lower-income children.

Stay strong, my brothers and sisters!

A Picture Is Better Than A Thousand Words!

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Question: Are magazine advertisements going too far with extraordinarily excessive PhotoShopping of their already-for-the-average-person-unachievable-standards-of-anorexic-beauty models?

Answer:

(Via.)

What She Said.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Seriously, I can’t improve on it. It’s pretty much a complete list of all the talking points I hit when I was venting to my boyfriend last night about Teh Palin, except it’s way better written. Check it out.

OH MY god, he did NOT actually say that–

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

He did, he did!

McCain Health-Care Article Fuels New Clash Over Economy

The article, which appeared under McCain’s name, was published in Contingencies magazine, which is produced under the auspices of the American Association of Actuaries. In it, McCain touted his plans for increasing competition in health care as one way to expand coverage and reduce costs.

McCain wrote, “Opening up the health insurance market to more vigorous nationwide competition, as we have done over the last decade in banking, would provide more choices of innovative products less burdened by the worst excesses of state-based regulation.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is all.

Joe. I find myself a little happier with your veep candidacy today.

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Via Shakesville:

So, after Joe Biden said, awesomely, that paying taxes is patriotic, Sarah Palin retorted, mendaciously, that raising taxes is “about killing jobs and hurting small businesses and making things worse.”

Biden’s response?

How many small businessmen are making one million, four hundred thousand–average in the top 1 percent. Give me a break. I remind my friend, John McCain, what he said–when Bush called for war and tax cuts–he said, it was immoral, immoral, to take a nation to war and not have anybody pay for it. I am so sick and tired of this phoniness. The truth of the matter is that we are in trouble. And the people who do not need a new tax cut should be willing, as patriotic Americans, to understand the way to get this economy back up on their feet is to give middle class taxpayers a break. We take the tax cut they’re getting and we give it to the middle class.

Too. Sweet!

Kicking punkass and taking names

Friday, September 12th, 2008

By the way, if you haven’t watched any of Amanda and Marc’s new series, RH Reality Check, please do so now. They’re really great. I am so proud.

(They’re on YouTube, too, for any who might have trouble with Vimeo.)

Normally, Our Glorious Founder Punkass Marc does his magic behind the camera, but he makes a cameo in this particular episode:


RH Reality Check: Abstinence-Only Vs. Comprehensive Sex Education from RH Reality Check on Vimeo.

This is my new screen saver.

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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Woot!

UPDATED: For those of you who have expressed the irrational conviction that women somehow have existed as historically significant atheists, agnostics and/or freethinkers.* Disclaimer: I’m an engineer, not a graphic artist (pleading for mercy in advance for the no-doubt numerous flaws in my pictoral editing).

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*Five bucks to the first person who can name all the famous female atheists, agnostics and/or freethinkers shown.