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It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which is one of our favorite holidays over here at PAB, a time when we can pause, look at the people around us participating in the Valentine’s hype, and reflect about how much better we are than them because we’re so above that shit.
Especially us single ones. So nyah.
Ok, I’m […]

My personal MSN favorite Lady Margot Carmichael Hunnybunting Chauncy-Lester has one-upped herself this Halloween season by finally admitting that by ‘free-lance writing’ she meant ‘free-lance transcribing’ the whole time, and has let two guys and an honorary guy let you know what “her” Halloween costume is really saying. Then she turns up the heat […]

The hideous GOP convention logo that Pam posted the other day is suggestive enough without Photoshopping, but I thought I should add my contribution to the pile-on.

The original. What were they thinking?
Remix after the cut.

Feel free to add your own.

I get a lot of t-shirts from threadless, and the shipping information gets sent to my gmail account, which means I get a lot of text ads for ‘funny t-shirt’ sites. So I clicked on the link today and at first, I was offended:

Ha ha, it’s funny because it’s about fetishizing […]

Marc’s recent post (which is all about the - dare I say it? P-word) has, predictably, generated some defensive posts. A patriarchy post is not as good as a blowjob post for fanning the flames of the blogosphere, but a patriarchy post written by a guy can generate a decent amount of heat. […]

It’s dinnertime, and therefore a light blogging hour-lucky for me MSN is recycling some crap I swear to god Amanda wrote about back on Mousewords, but this time, it’s been stuck in their empowerful “Be Jane!” section, which briefly fooled me into thinking there’d be some kind of home-improvement project.
In my defense, it […]

My favorite anti-feminists have stumbled upon a treasure trove of retro fun - home ec reels from the 40’s and 50’s on myspace.
Cooking Terms and What They Mean: finally, someone has defined ’stir’
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Are You Ready for Marriage: a minister and a rubber […]

So this finals week, I went to the gym a few times to work off some nervous energy. Since I had more than an hour to work with, I finally got a chance to go swimming. Now I love swimming, it is my least loathed form of exercise, but I haven’t done it […]

It’s finals week starting tomorrow, so rather than do anything insightful I thought I’d just make fun some chick I found on the internets for a bit. I got her from the same place that Marc got Amanda Sopasto. Lindsey Russell caught my eye with her bold essay, As Arrogant as He May Be, […]

Everytime I do some perfectly innocent search through flickr (in this case the word used was “DUH”) I get the unconnected weirdness.

I am objectively anti-baby (I’m a feminist, duh)

During the old “intel inside” ad campaign, Apple just had to try to go one better…

I am also objectively anti-Ann Althouse

…And this is your pussy on drugs…

An […]

The seal maker has claimed another victim. (via)
I’ll have you all know that I’m a partisan broomfucking commie witch.

This is my most subtle breakage of Godwin’s yet, and it’s all for the conservative libertarians. Not that those uppity ingrates will appreciate it…

If you give a shit, right click and check out the image’s properties to […]

When I first saw MTV’s the Real World I thought, “God, this sucks.” I know, who could have called it? Well, 17 seasons have vindicated me yet the series still seems to be going strong (seventeen fucking seasons? Could I be that old already?)
Well god forbid something as artificial and predictable as […]