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Pat My Back

Today an old man called because he ordered an adult movie and it didn’t come through (no pun intended). I credited him the movie and then sold him a subscription to Cinemax.

He laughed to his friend: (overheard) Motherfucker sold me Cinemax. That’s a mutherfuckin’ salesman.

Did you miss me?

Thank you for calling Big Media Provider Co. My name is, McBoing; how can I help you today?
“I got up this morning and went to order Big Booby Bitches 3, but I got something else instead. I was going to watch that but then it cut off and said it was a subscription […]

This morning, I noticed a comment caught by our spamguard:
rape pornrape picturesrape fantasylesbian rapehentai rapegay rapegang rapedate rapeanime rapeanal raperape videorape videosrape
Subtle. With that “fantasylesbian” bit thrown in, I almost missed that this might lead to some rape porn.
I had a feeling the link provided would be [THE LEAST WORK-SAFE LINK I’VE EVER POSTED] […]

I have a few computer-related pet peeves, and one of them are those history and favorites bars in IE. And IE. The first thing I did when I finally got my own work station was download Firefox and revel in my tabbed goodness. I like a large screen resolution, I want to […]

Porn Fairies

Training on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I just got my bill, and I have to tell you that I am astonished that you have charged all this filth to my account. I would never order something like Hillbilly Honies or, Jesus, Fluffy Cumsalot.”
I’m sorry about that, Faux Disgruntled Customer. Are there […]

A comment got away from me in marc’s Post on the recent Hitler Culturally Pure All White Conservative Christian Youth Rally, in which he said:
But did he [Hitler] stage an “anti-porn rally?” If not, well, the Christians may have him there.
Well the nuremburg rallies were a combination of the republican national convention, a white pride […]

We have another rightwing fan it seems, this time dawn eden, who writes:
My meaning was clear to most readers, though in retrospect I should have been more specific about a point I thought was obvious — that pedophiles use the goal of “demystifying” sex as an excuse to the children whom they prey upon. (The […]

Hatin’ on Oprah

Totally cool with that.
In unrelated but stupid news, a Long Island lawmaker is suing Google for being “the largest and most efficient facilitator and distributor of child pornography in the world.”




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