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Stop denying me my wage slaves and cannon fodder, you selfish bastards!
5 Comments Published by punkass marc March 13th, 2007 in HUH!?, Reproductive Rights, WingnutsThis humdinger of a hate rant by Zell Miller strips conservatives of the facade of compassion and lays bare the real motives behind elitist opposition to abortion:
“How could this great land of plenty produce too few people in the last 30 years?” Miller asked. “Here is the brutal truth that no one dares to mention: [...]
The Oklahoma uterus rush of Aught-Seven
8 Comments Published by punkass marc March 12th, 2007 in Bodily Autonomy, Reproductive Rights, WingnutsOh, man, Kyso wrote the funniest post for you guys today. I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes.
Everyone really would’ve liked it (especially the part about the alleged molestation ring over at Townhall.com), but I’m afraid it couldn’t be posted. Turns out we have a little-known rule requiring all PAB [...]
At last, the Holy Grail of Concern Trolls
13 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 22nd, 2007 in Bodily Autonomy, Douchebag on Feminism, Feminism, For the ladies, Reproductive Rights, Wankers, What Patriarchy?, WingnutsJoseph A. D’Agostino certainly gets no pleasure from pointing out the delicious irony that because of 40 years of Western feminism, Chinese girls are on the verge of extinction.
Suck it up, ladies, we have no one to blame but ourselves.
The sex imbalance continues to worsen, not improve, thanks to the ever-increasing spread of cheap abortion [...]
As you might’ve heard, today is the two year anniversary of Jonah Goldberg offering a wager to Juan Cole that, within two years, Iraq:
won’t have a civil war, that it will have a viable constitution, and that a majority of Iraqis and Americans will, in two years time, agree that the war was worth it.
Staring [...]
Lemme see here… still a topsy-turvy world full of oppression? [Scans NRO] Yup.
12 Comments Published by punkass marc February 6th, 2007 in Godbaggery, WingnutsWhen a shitstorm starts, it sure takes a while for things to calm down, doesn’t it? Today, the NRO continued the mountain-out-of-less-than-a-molehill attacks on Amanda being named to John Edwards’ staff by calling her anti-Catholic and claiming Edwards ought to be alarmed by this.
For the last several days, the Right has done everything it [...]
Wyoming: F*** South Dakota, we REALLY hate them Libs!
10 Comments Published by punkass marc January 29th, 2007 in Bodily Autonomy, Rights? What rights?, WingnutsPoor Wyoming. If you had to order the states from most memorable to least, Wyoming would probably land in the low forties, nestled somewhere between Nebraska and Idaho. [Actually, scratch that -- Idaho's shape is quite memorable compared to our National Square of Wyoming.]
Point is, when it comes to Wyoming, there isn’t a [...]
Republican candidates see Dubya shooting himself in the foot, ask for bigger gun and more bullets
4 Comments Published by punkass marc January 25th, 2007 in Bush is a cock, Governmental Failures, Imperialism for Dummies, WingnutsYou’d think their party’s horrible mismanagement of an unwinnable war built on deceit would make it difficult for aspiring Republicans to step into the presidential arena with tough talk and promises of delivering a super-sized helping of liberty to all the flag-waving disadvantaged youth of the world.
If anything would dissuade a rational person [...]
The art of compounding your crimes
18 Comments Published by punkass marc January 17th, 2007 in Imperialism for Dummies, McCainery, WingnutsThe new conservative party line on Iraq is simple: now that we’ve gang-raped the bitch, now that she’s all choking and sobbing and looking a mess, we have to kill her, or else we’ll really be in big trouble. Sure, maybe we feel bad about raping her now — we didn’t know she’d put [...]
Jesus and the liberals, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
13 Comments Published by punkass marc January 8th, 2007 in Godbaggery, Politics, WingnutsConservatives hate it when liberals take their hard-earned tax dollars away from them. They loathe it when we impede their right to wage war on the non-whites of the world. Apparently, wingnuts like D.R. Tucker are also worried about us taking away their Jesus, too:
Although similar claims have been made about the 2000 [...]
Carey Roberts attempts to award actual hero with meaningless, spittle-flecked antifeminist award, readers put kibosh on recognizing actual heroism when selfish, unreasoning, murderous rage goes unsung
5 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen December 27th, 2006 in Feminism, HUH!?, Pigs, Wankers, WingnutsCongratulations to Mark Inglis, winner of the Carey Robert’s 2006 Political Incorrectness Award! We’re sure it will take it’s rightful place among the other, not completely made up awards that such a courageous man has certainly won in the past, provided Mark never reads the comments at the bottom of the post.
This being a [...]
“Anti-abortion” is to “anger at women’s autonomy” as “anti-gay marriage” is to ______
9 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen November 11th, 2006 in Feminism, Godbaggery, Rights? What rights?, What Patriarchy?, WingnutsTurns out, “anger at women’s autonomy.” Just a slightly more round-about way, that’s all.
Much like the hardcore anti-abortion crowd is all geared up to go after contraceptives, the hardcore anti-gay-marriage crowd is settin’ its sights on no fault divorce.
MADISON, Wis. A leading supporter of the gay marriage ban approved by voters this week says [...]
Walmart leads retailers in granting culture warriors their post-election consolation prize
5 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen November 11th, 2006 in Big Business, Fucking Holidays, WingnutsRemember the great and glorious battles of the culture war, back when America had no problems whatsoever (2001-present) and was able to focus on the issues that mattered: gays and conflating the commericial with the religious significance of major holidays? Remember the mighty battles?
On the November 28 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, [...]
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