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don’t like cross-posting, but sometimes i like being lazy.

the only slight difference is that our president is the producer… and there’s no one to remind him that, um… that’s not a horse, buddy… it’s an illegal occupation of a foreign land with no end in sight.

Watch out, Palestinians and Israelis! Condoleezza Rice has seen another moment of opportunity:
Rice cautioned the going would be tough as she wrapped up four days of intense shuttle diplomacy during which she met twice with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas to bridge wide gaps over a declaration the conference is […]

Another day of SPP talks and protests, another mindboggling quote from CCCE president Thomas D’Aquino. In reference to the protesters’ displeasure at the fact that elected representatives and the public aren’t being consulted on the SPP, he said:
I do not say to myself, ‘If I don’t get an hour with the prime minister in the […]

I have a lot more photos from the protest here, so check them out.
The media can’t really explain it. The governments of three countries have been very vague about it, to the point where most elected representatives don’t know what it is. And yet, some people seem rather upset about it.
Until a few days […]

In the immortal words of Barry Goldwater, it’s hard out here for a pimp.
Despite pimping their unfounded fears and their unjust wars and their ignorance-as-education agenda, The Powers That Be haven’t had much luck sexing up their Q Scores. In fact, they’re more unpopular than ever. Old friends are threatening to form their […]

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Punkassblog) - In a startlingly aggressive maneuver, home planet and longtime Bush administration opponent Earth may be preparing a series of strikes intended to disrupt U.S. oil interests along the coast of Alaska.
Sources close to Earth indicate that the planet plans to knock out a series of drilling installations by swiftly eroding the […]

People say the Bush administration hasn’t learned from history, and maybe that’s true, but they’ve certainly learned from the future. Even if the date of that future is in the past. I guess what I mean to say is, “holy fuck did the Bush administration do a good job of making 1984 come […]

Gosh golly donkers, I just know something’s fishy with that funny-talking Mr. Maliki from down the street. The other day local crazyhead Mike Slag told me how much Mr. Maliki said he needed my help, but now he swears he doesn’t need me around at all. He says he’s ready do handle things on […]

Ever wonder what keeps Bush up at night? Or what terrifies Stephen Harper, or Felipe Calderón? Apparently, this woman does:

That’s Maude Barlow, National Chairperson of the Council of Canadians, Canada’s largest citizens’ advocacy organization. She doesn’t look too intimidating, but it turns out that she’s such a threat to the Security and Prosperity Partnership of […]

File under “shocking, the opposite of:” the President rejected Congress’s subpoena for documents related to the firing of federal prosecutors.
According to our sources at the Capitol, Bush’s response contained only the following homage to PAB:

Or it felt that way, anyhow.
In an earlier attempt to beg out of Congressional oversight, Cheney denied […]

You said it couldn’t be done. You said he’d never make it happen, that Iraq would never make it to the top. And, yeah, it’s not there yet, but boy is it close:
Iraq has emerged as the world’s second most unstable country, behind Sudan, more than four years after President George W. Bush […]

With his approval ratings dropping to fascist levels of sub-30% in the US of A, George Bush has apparently decided to move on and tackle the problems of a smaller nation:
Communist rule of Cuba should end when ailing leader Fidel Castro dies, U.S. President George W. Bush said as he prepared for a Latin American […]