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Rarely have I read an article where a reporter from a national mainstream magazine was so blatantly creaming in his jeans over the awesomeness that is teen parenthood.
5 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas September 1st, 2008 in Contraception, Reproductive Rights, Media hackery, Fetii, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Remember NovemberThis was hard to believe. I had to check twice to make sure it was really Time magazine and not some clever decoy, you know, like “crisis pregnancy” centers like to pull when they set up facilities next to a Planned Parenthood clinic and call themselves something like “The Planning for Parenthood Center” to […]
The anti-gun gun-nut
84 Comments Published by Sabotabby July 28th, 2008 in Violence, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Looks like someone needs an intervention, Your ManhoodNot bad for a gun-hater.
So. A homophobic terrorist shoots up a Unitarian Universalist church, which is pretty much the mass murdering equivalent of kicking puppies. The usual suspects on both sides come out of the woodwork to claim that more guns or fewer guns, respectively, would have prevented this tragedy from occurring.
On the NRA side, […]
In the Company of Men
7 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas July 28th, 2008 in For the ladies, Feminism, Dudes, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Soapbox, ConformityWhen I was eighteen…
…I was an MRA.
Okay, not really. Not totally! and definitely not consciously. But I had some interesting ideas about men and women.
In a recent post by Sabotabby, Amanda commented that she had “just started Julia Serano’s book that was partially inspired by this, and her theory seems to be […]
How I Learned that the “P” in “PZ Myers” Stands for Paul
0 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas July 12th, 2008 in Punkass!, Godbaggery, Media hackery, Moronic Religions, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, FUCKING IDIOTS, book larnin'I’ve been following the Frackin’ Cracker story since its first appearance on the news, even before PZ’s first post on the subject. It’s turned into quite the bloody saga of PZ-hating (not to mention creative ways to desecrate a Holy Cracker) out there, with…oh, you guessed it…our bestest buddy Billdo carrying the lead torch […]
But dear God what about the menz??
6 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas July 10th, 2008 in Feminism, Dudes, Shame on you for being a woman, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, This Vicious CabaretI followed this link back from Amanda at Pandagon and ended up in the comments section of Hugo’s original post. You can either read the comments too, or you can just read the title of this post–same content.
My first husband and I tried the marriage counseling routine. Clearly it didn’t work or I […]
Next Time, I’ll Scrape The Blue Fuzzy Stuff Off Before Eating The Expired Tofu
4 Comments Published by Quin July 8th, 2008Hooray! It’s time for another edition of… STRAINED ANALOGIES!

You’re driving a truck full of your own loved ones– children, significant others, your mom, pets, and whoever else is important in your life– over a treacherous mountain road. You’re determined, at any cost, to get to the scenic village at the peak. Too dangerous for a family outing, everybody said? HA! You’ll show them. No backing down now.
Every tight corner features a thousand foot drop with no railing. At first you overcompensate by veering away from the edge, hugging the inner rock wall. You reconsider this tactic upon passing a low row of white scrapes along the wall, and then an outcropping where a pair of tire tracks bounce away into the void. The children’s eyes are saucers, and your mom’s lips are moving wildly as she beseeches her God in silent prayer. Even the pets are shitting themselves.
Your significant other clutches your forearm and speaks in hushed tones. “Listen, hon, let’s just slow down and turn around. We can just stay at that motor inn we saw at the base of the mountain, right?”
Ashamed of your selfishness, you realize that maybe that this trip wasn’t such a good idea after all. Just what were you trying to prove, anyway? You are just about to apply the brakes, when…
…your heart jerks in your chest… there is a massive shape in the road dead ahead, only yards away… time slows to a crawl… is that what it looks like?… YES, IT IS…
You are milliseconds away from colliding head on into an ELEPHANT and a DONKEY. Just sitting there, in the middle of this narrow mountain road. Who knows why they are there. Perhaps someone is filming a clever political ad. Does it really matter? The fact is, there they are. A donkey, an elephant, and the likely death you and everyone you love.
Moment of truth time. What is your reflexive response?
- A. Swerve right and dive straight off the side of the mountain. Pretty much certain death for everyone, but at least you might have a fun ride for a few seconds on the way down.
B. Swerve left and take your chances with scraping the rock wall like the car whose tire tracks you noticed before. Thing is, there’s another left turn just ahead, so if you don’t regain control fast, you’ll dive off the mountain anyway. But come on, at least there’s a CHANCE of survival.
C. Aim to kill the animals by barreling straight into them, hoping that the impact of their destruction will stop the truck before it goes over the edge of the road. After all, there’s not only a donkey, there’s a frigging ELEPHANT in your way. Choose this way, and regardless if anybody is still actually remaining on the road at the end of it all, the highway will definitely be running with blood.
D. Take your hands off the wheel and shake your fist at the sky, screaming, “Quin, this stupid little story of yours sucks ass. What am I supposed to be gaining from it?” Now, now. Let’s try to be constructive. You can be petulant if you want, but that’s not going to save you and everyone you ever loved from horrible grisly ends, will it?
The Associated Press is losing it
2 Comments Published by Sabotabby June 24th, 2008 in Media hackery, HUH!?, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!The AP is in the running for best headline of the year:
Everything seemingly is spinning out of control
WASHINGTON (AP) — Is everything spinning out of control? Midwestern levees are bursting. Polar bears are adrift. Gas prices are skyrocketing. Home values are abysmal. Air fares, college tuition and health care border on unaffordable. Wars without end […]
Somebody Stop Me!
3 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas June 19th, 2008 in Politics, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Remember November, A million ways to mortgage the future, for reals, sharing the awesomeI live right on the commuter train line to DC. Seriously. It would cost me less than ten bucks to attend this thing AND in an environmentally-friendly fashion too! (Okay, plus $95 for the ticket, but still! CHEAP!)
For $95, they do emphasize a refusal to feed you, but you get […]
Coincidence and Flaming Assholes
4 Comments Published by Quin June 16th, 2008 in Mutterings Of The Disturbed, "Science", Jazz is DeadA couple of weeks ago, I was studying in a cafe in the middle of Tokyo. (Ah, if only I didn’t live in Tokyo, that would sound so sophisticated.) An elderly man and woman sat down at the table next to me. At some point after they had been there chatting for a few minutes, […]
MRA rebuttal
9 Comments Published by Antigone June 6th, 2008 in Punkass!, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, nakbaMy last post seems to have generated some “discussion” so I’ll clarify a few points.
What Lisa said.
What? You are saying that is ridiculously lazy of me? You’re saying that I promised a response in the comments of this post? Spoilsports.
Anyway, to address, in a point-by-point fashion, Jerry and Reality:
Wow, you leave for […]
I Want Me Some “Marriage Strikers(tm)!”
39 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas June 6th, 2008 in Wedding-big mistake or bad idea?, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Looks like someone needs an intervention, Culture, RelationshipsDisclaimer: I am so not commenting on Glenn Sacks’ response to Antigone’s blog post. I have decided that to do so would be thievery, dammit, thievery! so I am simply going to confine myself to the basic concept discussed by both.
God, save me from myself! At the tender age of thirty-five, I’ve […]
Oh, That Controversial New Research! Part Two.
11 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas May 30th, 2008 in For the ladies, Feminism, What Patriarchy?, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Wankers, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!, Soapbox, "Science", If I have to suffer you have to sufferContinued from Part One.
My last major business trip was to Sweden. See, if I just left it at that, it would sound like, really c-o-o-l but in fact, what it was was really freaking C-O-L-D (February!) and yo, it was also really freaking b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. The trip consisted of twelve-hour days in a mostly […]
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