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…where you can get a high school diploma by working in McDonald’s
Do I need to point out everything that’s wrong with this? Corporate sponsorship of public education is a vicious cycle. First, the government cuts funding to schools. Next, a corporation approaches the desperately underfunded school to bail it out—Nike will build you a new […]

Fast Food Nation is out today!
The book was excellent and I highly approve of the movie’s unexpected format - you’d think it would be a documentary like An Inconvenient Truth, but it’s not. Anyway, I’ll be seeing it this weekend and you should, too.

Rox Populi sees Marc’s microwave hot dogs and raises him sausage on a stick wrapped in sweet, sweet chocolate chip pancake.
I hereby announce a Punkass Innuendo contest. Get on your mark, get set…
GO!

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

Gross.
List of ingested items that do not make me sick: vegetables, coffee, booze, Jell-o. My stomach loves me, my […]

Hey punkasses!
It’s Friday night, and you’re probably thinking to yourself, “I’m too happy. I sure wish there were more bile-spewing assholes out there that would send me into massive rage fits. I’m beginning to think this world of ours is all right, and, to be honest, I don’t like it one bit.”
If that […]

The poke it, you own it thingie is very interesting imho, because it has revealed this whole sub-culture of “feminists” who have a totally different blogging experience from me.
Now commenter Tlacloc at pandagon whips out this weird idea;
There are 57 responses to this thread alone. Via google I find close to 16000 sites that are […]

Dairy products are found to increase a woman’s chances of having twins. Fuck you, ice cream. Why do you have to be so delicious?
A study in the Journal of Reproductive Medicine showed milk drinkers were five times more likely to have twins than women who ate no animal products.
I was thinking of decreasing […]

Vox Day, which as everyone I’m sure knows, is latin for bad hair piece…

…made something of a faux pas recently when he smashed a few windows at Godwin’s synagogue, saying that Bush must be wrong about being unable to deport all the nasty jewish mexican immigrants because the nazis managed to “rid themselves of 6 […]

In this exciting new feature, I plan to pit the stupid socio-economic philosophies of the right that just will not Die against a large dangerous animal in a fight to the finish.
This week:
That most dangerous of all of nature’s tools, The Social Darwinist:

Is pitted against the awesome force that is…
Some Endangered Tigers!

Let the metaphor begin!
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