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“Obama’s middle name is HUSSEIN. Like Saddam Hussein. Get it? That’s proof right there he’s part of the global jihadist movement.”
Believe it or not, I actually overheard a college-educated individual utter that statement while on a recent trip. Chalk up this brand of ignorant paranoia as reason #11043 the Democrats [...]

Longtime PABers (well, longtime in el blogosphero) might remember the startling connections we discovered between the fates of Britney Spears and America itself. It was proven without a doubt that, like it or not, Britney Spears is the living embodiment of the United States.
I’ve stayed away from expounding on this theory because [...]

I want you to close your eyes and imagine, if you will, that you’re in the following situation…
…Okay, wait, open your eyes, because either you can read with your eyes closed or you’ve stopped reading this post all of a sudden; neither makes me comfortable.
*Anyway,* pretend you’re a doddering Republican presidential hopeful falling [...]

Aww. America’s Official Cranky Old FussbudgetTM waddled out onto his lawn to make the peace with the neighborhood kids causing all that digital ruckus with their interwebs.
An audience of far younger and far more liberal Google employees sparred politely with Republican presidential candidate John McCain, who praised the mostly 20-somethings Friday as “the future [...]

The subtitle of Sidney Blumenthal’s essay in the Guardian today got me quite excited. Printed under The Myth of McCain was this titillating phrase: “Once the presumptive next US president, the Republican frontrunner’s popularity has nose dived.”
Now this sounded like a good read. Surely there would be some evidence demonstrating the sour [...]

The new conservative party line on Iraq is simple: now that we’ve gang-raped the bitch, now that she’s all choking and sobbing and looking a mess, we have to kill her, or else we’ll really be in big trouble. Sure, maybe we feel bad about raping her now — we didn’t know she’d put [...]

He’s baaaaack…

In case being anti-choice, pro-fraud, anti-environment, pro-Big Oil, anti-education, pro-AIDS, anti-fiscal responsibility, and pro-suffering wasn’t pragmatically centrist enough for you, America’s shining beacon of integrity, John McCain, is publicly backing the oh-so-popular troop increase:
“I believe that together these moves will give the Iraqis and Americans the best chance of success,” said McCain, R-Ariz., a [...]

A few weeks ago, I was hanging out with some very well-educated, generally liberal friends. The subject of the ‘08 race came up, and much to my surprise, people I had assumed to be of the straight-ticket Democrat variety expressed a good deal of support for John McCain as president. Against Hillary, it [...]

For those who would like a quick snapshot exposing the false belief that John McCain represents the Tootsie Roll center of the American political Tootsie Roll Pop, I thought I might hit the high points of his recent voting record (thanks to Project Vote Smart).
McCain inhibits reproductive responsibility:
S Con Res 18
“Vote to adopt an amendment [...]