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Hey, girl.

When I’m feeling smooth, I gotta channel my inner Zinczenko.

Yeah, you. Right over there. How YOU doin? It’s okay, you can come closer. I know I’m a liberal and all, but I won’t bite… unless you think it’s naughty to bite. Because it turns out I’m one [...]

I’m going to shock you with something heretofore unthought and unspoken in the blogosphere: Dawn Eden…
hates fun.
Take Catholic mass. (Please.)
Catholic mass is where old people go to die in peace. It’s where parents go to smack children for not entering a trance for 75 consecutive minutes. It’s where songs about [...]

I’ve learned a lot about how not to communicate thanks to Dawn Eden.
Dawn’s perfect earnestness blows me away. How can she take herself so seriously all the time? I bet she’s made maybe (and I mean maybe) 2 jokes in the entirety of her time as Chief of the Patrol. [...]

Dawn Eden at her finest:
In an op-ed in Britain’s Guardian, Jessica Valenti of NARAL and its BushvChoice blog quotes a line she read in The Dawn Patrol from my upcoming book where I say, “when you become chaste, you’ll notice for the first time that women who have sex outside of marriage don’t really appreciate [...]

In Dawn Eden’s latest embarrassing attempt to “catch” someone or something in some moral quandary, she lays out the character traits of a good, pious man.
A man of character values people for what’s inside them — not for what they look like, how much money they make, what use they are to him at the [...]