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Miss Manners (left) after becoming a pod person.
Miss Manners is the greatest. I wanna be Miss Manners…except that I don’t see myself getting less lazy as the years go by and her advice always seems to require that one exerts extra effort and boy howdy, dealing with people daily already whups my butt. [...]

Cute little devils, aren’t they.
So I was talking to my ex-husband…well, one of my ex-husbands, the one I actually reproduced with…the other day, and I was asking him how his new baby was doing (he just got remarried about a year ago) and he said she was fine, and then he said, “You know, she’s [...]

How good of a 1930s housewife are you?

Gentlemen, beware! I scored a -8. I scored a -13 by “Doesn’t like children,” he means “Doesn’t actually intend to spawn.”
I’d really like to see what the husband’s chart looks like.
Hat tip: neeuqdrazil.

I’ve always giggled when people say we have moved to a “post-patriarchy” and that feminism is no longer necessary. People who believe this obviously don’t open their eyes very often. But, the fact that we still live in a patriarchy have never been more noticeable then when one is planning a wedding.
I never [...]

Flying shards of glass and everything. I was so worried about the economy and BAM! FINALLY somebody, somewhere is aiming to do something about it!
Study: Single parents cost taxpayers $112 billion
That sure jumped out at me. Clearly, first off, single parents aren’t taxpayers! Or the headline would read [...]

The continuity of shirt slogans at the Christian CafePress store goes from:
cute & tacky:

to cute, not as tacky:

to needlessly defensive, tacky & dated:

to needlessly defensive, tacky, but timeless:

to ummmm…..

to respectfully submitted without comment:

Anyone care to top “Militant Fecundity”?

Nefarious agents of the homosexual agenda.
I post about penguins probably more often than I should, but they’re terribly cute, and for whatever reason, they seem to get used as political footballs far more often than the poor things deserve.
Well, it’s happening again. The most challenged book of 2006, according to the Chicago-based American Library [...]

It must be difficult to be a famous woman. If you don’t have children, you’re an old maid with shriveled ovaries who has forsaken your godly purpose. If you have children and don’t talk about them, you’re a cold parent who puts her career ahead of her offspring. If you’re like Nancy [...]

This is some kind of satire, right? It’s British, and that just makes it too dry and subtle for my American humor palate, right? Please?
Because if not, the lack of self-awareness of some of these guys (OK, and the women as well) is just staggering. I feel like there is some sort [...]

My favorite anti-feminists are back, putting the “propriety” back in “prudery,” complete with a link to a two-year old article about marketing to kids. I almost blogged that one, but it wasn’t even timely when it was written (2004) as it was mostly a book report style regurgitating of 2001’s “Merchants of Cool,” a [...]

Some friends of some guy at the New York Times have these wives that sometimes drink wine coolers and gossip while their children play. This is not a problem as long as it is done responsibly. Seek help if you think you may becoming dependent on alcohol.
There, I did it in three sentences. [...]

Men are more highly evolved than women, and the reason we have terrorism is because Muslim men have diverged from the path that leads from primordial ooze to pure ball of be-testicled energy.
Really.