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Gad, who’d say such a dumb-ass racist thing as that?!
Oops!

How quaint! Too bad he’s spying on you.
I’m no fan of the RCMP, one of our glorious national symbols. They had a historical role in abducting indigenous children from their families so that they could be tortured, brainwashed, and frequently killed in residential schools. More recently, they’ve been responsible for an out-of-control taser epidemic that […]

What Americans do half-heartedly, the Russians will attempt with gusto.
Russian lawmakers are weird.
Parliamentary hearings were held yesterday at which the “Concept for a State Policy in the Area of Spiritual and Moral Education of the Children of the Russian Federation and Protection of Their Morals” was discussed.
Really weird:
The draft law “On Children’s Toys” would ban […]

The hideous GOP convention logo that Pam posted the other day is suggestive enough without Photoshopping, but I thought I should add my contribution to the pile-on.

The original. What were they thinking?
Remix after the cut.

Feel free to add your own.

Got some dark corn syrup and Kaluha? Well, get thee to a grocery store, because it looks like it might be time to make a Schadenfreude pie for the Minutemen.
Internal strife is at an all-time high and there are ousters! And take-overs! And shrieky banners screaming “ALERT! HIJACKERS HAVE HIJACKED THIS SITE!” […]

Dude is surprised to find that women are less than charmed by his winning personality.
William Kaper is apparently unfamiliar with the Saturn test. Kaper, the Barrington attorney who made headlines by suing the ex-wife he’d hoped to re-marry in order to get back the $98,000 engagement ring he’d given her, says he was shocked — […]

cap tip to Beyerstein
Shorter Lee Siegel: You may think collapsible tophats are respectable but I say this to you; they are the very height of crassness, for with the collapsing of tophats, so goes the collapsing of western civilisation itself and the descent into anarchy such a thing entails! Where are my pants?
Not that he’s […]

This is Mike Adams’ brain on attempting to be funnny.
What I love is that Mike Adams’ fake Al Gore still manages to sound smarter than him, that and how Al Gore has to be shouted down for mike to make any sort of point. What the hell is wrong with someone who’s imaginary debate partners […]