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For reasons which now escape me, I looked at an advertisement for “Fred Claus” in my alt-weekly paper, and in the corner I saw a little dove. Why, I thought, is my soap company stamping approval on crappy movies made by Jen Aniston’s rebound?
Turns out the Dove Foundation has little to do with soap; […]

Why don’t we here more good Christian rock music on mainstream, secular radio stations? I can’t remember the last time I heard a good Payable On Death or Creed* song and was all “yeah, that’s right! That’ll get this country right back on the LORDS! track!” God, those were such great bands. […]

I just can’t wait to watch all these poor folks on Survivor represent — quite literally — their races and ethnicities for a national audience. Jeff Probst, I tell you, he’s a man of brilliance. Ground-breaking reality TV host.
Until “Survivor” host Jeff Probst sat in on casting sessions for the CBS reality series’s […]

Training on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I just got my bill, and I have to tell you that I am astonished that you have charged all this filth to my account. I would never order something like Hillbilly Honies or, Jesus, Fluffy Cumsalot.”
I’m sorry about that, Faux Disgruntled Customer. Are there […]

UPDATE: This is the last one and then I am leaving the computer for the day lest I keep posting nostalgic videos.

Remember when this kind of animation was the height of cool?

I’m pretending to play in the 80s wars, but this is my favorite song ever clearly the best song ever.

UPDATE:Oh, apparently this was an exercise in annoyance.

And this will be in your head all weekend. You’re welcome.

Hate is a strong word, so let’s not employ it here. Let’s say I strongly dislike this celebrity couple, despite all their humanitarian activities, and my interest was piqued to see this news story criticising their oh-so-laudable choice to give birth in Namibia:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been labelled “colonial overlords” for the […]

Totally cool with that.
In unrelated but stupid news, a Long Island lawmaker is suing Google for being “the largest and most efficient facilitator and distributor of child pornography in the world.”