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I like babies. They’re cute. I have about 50,000 pictures of my sons as babies and with the slightest encouragement, especially after a glass of wine or two, I will happily haul them out of the closet and make you admire each and every one of them.
However, I am pro-choice. [...]

“How much are YOU WORTH?” A shady computer tech school in my area begins their radio commercials asking people to pause and reflect on that question before going on to imply that a certification in information technology will be worth about 50K right at graduation, and creating a false sense of prestige by saying [...]

The Young Christian Person’s Conference is all wrapped up, and photos are available online. Lots of bluish haze and fresnels pointed directly at the audience, the hallmark of an lighting designer who totally knew someone who once did the lights for a Coldplay tour, but alas will never design the lights for Coldplay himself. [...]

From the comments at Twisty’s place, a crotchety old man says things were better back before women were people.
British TV standards are deteriorating because the BBC is “run by women”, astronomer Sir Patrick Moore has said.
The Sky at Night host also described female newsreaders as “jokey” and called for separate channels to cater for the [...]

Consider this an experiment in search terms. We have a tradition to keep going:
I HATE TOMKAT. These two thankless souls couldn’t even remember to invite Oprah to their wedding. Can you believe that shit? Oprah! They even neglected to invite Oprah to their post-wedding party. Shit, I’ll bet even [...]

Hold up, Hold, the fuck, up lindsay, What the fuck are you talking about?

I am of course referring to this ghastly burkatuter grade evil creature of a paragraph:
Amanda’s insight undercuts ethnocentrism. It’s harder to think of your culture as the measure of all others when you realize that humanity’s most serious problems repeat themselves everywhere [...]

…Except marriage, obviously.
I love you amanda, but the thing is that while a burka is a handy dandy symbol of patriarchal oppression, it is not Your symbol to use you silly cracker.
You see, one of the ways the islamic patriarchy pushes hijab onto women who would otherwise prefer not to wear head scarfs or burkas [...]

Or why you need to hate yourself and how

We all judge people (via), how we dress, the way we comb our hair, little things really, but have you ever noticed how big a deal we can make out of those little things? For instance, a man may walk a certain way or sleep with a [...]

1, A white blogger cannot be racist if they can name a single POC blogger.
2, POC bloggers are always the worst racists.
3, Narcissism is the same thing as being gay.
4, The Big Bloggers are all big bloggers through hardwork and writing skill, even Kosimandius and Trexie-bell*, POC bloggers are not Big Bloggers due to their [...]

When I was in high school, this guy I didn’t know died of cancer. A friend of mine who was a notorious attention whore wrote a deeply felt, incredibly bad poem about it, a gesture that went unappreciated by his friends just because she misspelled his name.
I thought about that today, shortly [...]

Lieberman needs to be destroyed, taken down, have his ears nailed shut if needs be and driven from the dems, from any possible chance of having some influence over progresive politics.
And do you know why?
Because he’s an evil assbag of the first order, that’s why.
We know this from a simple examination of his actions, and [...]

Paul the Spud thinks he understands the horrible depths of the google image search.

But I tell him now, he cannot comprehend the True Horrors of the google image search.
Gaze upon this work ye mortals and despair (this is SO not work safe)