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End of the year meme from Lauren:
1) Harken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.

December: WalMart reaches out and snags the “World’s Most Clueless Corporation” trophy right out of Northwest’s hands.

November:I was flipping through a fashion magazine some months ago as I waited for […]

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Another meme, since I’d never snub JackGoff by not responding to his tagging. There don’t seem to be any rules associated with this one, so I’m gonna make some up as I go. As usual, other PABloggers are free to add their own to this post.

Kyso K.:
1… Things that scare me
Spiders
2…People who make […]

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

Gross.
List of ingested items that do not make me sick: vegetables, coffee, booze, Jell-o. My stomach loves me, my […]

We’ve been tagged for a book meme, which should be fun and a convenient way to see if McBoing is still alive. It’s about that time of the month where a customer service rep starts to hear all kinds of zany things, so maybe we’d hear from him even if I didn’t actively attempt […]

I think it was Hemmingway who first said; “War is hell, and a naked woman standing on a whale.”
Such is the nature of war that escalation was inevitable, but little did I suspect that Hezbollah’s crack CosPlay troops would launch a surprise attack:

But, crack troops or not, Hezbollah still seems to be unable to produce […]

Paul the Spud thinks he understands the horrible depths of the google image search.

But I tell him now, he cannot comprehend the True Horrors of the google image search.
Gaze upon this work ye mortals and despair (this is SO not work safe)

What you got?

This is nice:

This is better:

and this funniest:

But if there’s a cantonese speaker in the audience could they explain who these commentators are calling gweilo:

Because I don’t feel in the mood to give China an ass whooping right now, but I will bring it if they done been speaking whack about Zidane.
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“Cease This 80’s YouTube Madness At Once!”
In case a direct command from the only flying stone head to give Sean connery an erection isn’t enough, here’s a live video of Sleater Kinney performing “Rollercoaster”, the sound quality is totally quiet so turn those speakers up for best results.

Check out Carrie Brownstein at around the 1:50 […]

Yet another wrong test. The problem isn’t about the atheism per se, it’s that I mostly don’t care.

Satan’s Lil’ Helper The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 84%…

Whoa. You’re not just an atheist… you’re an evil atheist! Satan’s Lil’ Helper
sees atheism as a good excuse for covering […]