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In a statement posted today on the EW.com Web site, the Wilsons wrote:
“Sarah Palin’s views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song ‘Barracuda’ no longer be used to promote her image. The song ‘Barracuda’ was written in the late ’70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, [...]

The first I actually heard about Rebecca Walker’s “Mommie Dearest”-style expose of the horrors of growing up as well-known feminist author Alice Walker’s daughter was on Michelle Malkin’s website–yeah, I admit, I periodically nip over there, mostly because she’s just so controversial that I just KNOW she must have SOMETHING to say that’ll really wow [...]

Longtime PABers (well, longtime in el blogosphero) might remember the startling connections we discovered between the fates of Britney Spears and America itself. It was proven without a doubt that, like it or not, Britney Spears is the living embodiment of the United States.
I’ve stayed away from expounding on this theory because [...]

Slim-Fast’s new celebrity spokesperson is tall, slender Rachel Hunter. She’s never tried the diet drink herself, but she’s darn tootin’ sure it’s a good thing: “I haven’t started taking Slim-Fast,” she says, “My message is more that I agree with what they’re saying.”*
Not that meal replacements are ever a good idea, but even Newsweek seems [...]

Ain’t seen much of me lately, have you?
That’s probably because I got myself a Wii.

I’m sure you’ve heard people rave about this thing before, but seriously, it’s the most fun I’ve had since I learned to masturbate.
The addictive games that come with the system, like tennis and bowling, provide hours of [...]

I received an email this morn from friend and reader Quin addressing the whole Michael Crichton dust-up. I think it’s fabulous and worth sharing:
I just saw this and just felt the sudden urge to write you from my hotel room in Nagano, Japan, though it be past 3 in the morning and I have [...]

Consider this an experiment in search terms. We have a tradition to keep going:
I HATE TOMKAT. These two thankless souls couldn’t even remember to invite Oprah to their wedding. Can you believe that shit? Oprah! They even neglected to invite Oprah to their post-wedding party. Shit, I’ll bet even [...]

Chuck Norris is the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season. And here I figured he’d never achieve the dizzying heights of cluelessness that his debut achieved. But here he is, ready to unleash some of that patented kung-fu cowboy action in the War on Christmas, which as you’ll recall has already [...]

Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld heard Shakes’ Sis say she won’t be buying any more Seinfeld DVDs after Michael Richards openly pined for the good ol’ days of lynching and public n-bombs.
Shakes’ Sis also has the footage from Richards’ apology on Letterman, which came during Seinfeld’s appearance on the show. At the end of [...]

This is too delightful: the asshole frat boys from “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” are suing basically every production company involved in the making of the film.

Legal papers said the two men “engaged in behaviour that they otherwise would not have engaged in”….
According to legal documents, a production [...]

Sometimes, things are funny because they’re true. When I said that Britney Spears was the living embodiment of the American zeitgeist, I was joking. But I didn’t think it was funny because it was true.
Sure, her first big break came in 1993, the same year Clinton took office. Okay, 1998/1999 [...]