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Thanks respectively to Metafilter and friend/reader Carrie for helping me stay current with the happenin’est misogynistic trends around the globe. It’s easy for me to get too comfortable with my gender’s place in the patriarchy, relying on the the glass ceiling and sexual harassment to get the job done. However, women are nothing [...]

Kym Platts at Ask This Black Woman/Black Looks posted the other day about some seriously problematic imagery in the new Resident Evil 5 game.
The new Resident Evil video game depicts a white man in what appears to be Africa killing Black people. The Black people are supposed to be zombies and the white [...]

Men’s News Daily is the news aggregator and blog that has all the hits!
Carey “Them womens is voting and they’re out of CONTROL!” Roberts:
But that turned out to be a Faustian pact. Because when it comes to women’s issues, it’s the rad-fems who pay the piper and call the tune. Suddenly the Grand Old Party [...]

One of the perks of working at Big Media Co. is free services. Free internet connection, free movies, free cable, free telephone. For someone making jack-shit-you-owe-us-a-dollar wages this is a mighty big benefit, not to mention that it helps with the porn sales:
“I understand that you didn’t mean to order Barnyard Bunnies: Taking [...]

Thank you for calling Big Media Provider Co. My name is, McBoing; how can I help you today?
“I got up this morning and went to order Big Booby Bitches 3, but I got something else instead. I was going to watch that but then it cut off and said it was a subscription [...]

News for the Cynical

Dude is surprised to find that women are less than charmed by his winning personality.
William Kaper is apparently unfamiliar with the Saturn test. Kaper, the Barrington attorney who made headlines by suing the ex-wife he’d hoped to re-marry in order to get back the $98,000 engagement ring he’d given her, says he was shocked — [...]

Brilliant Bigotry

I just can’t wait to watch all these poor folks on Survivor represent — quite literally — their races and ethnicities for a national audience. Jeff Probst, I tell you, he’s a man of brilliance. Ground-breaking reality TV host.
Until “Survivor” host Jeff Probst sat in on casting sessions for the CBS reality series’s [...]

Really.
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we’re learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes… But he’s still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can’t get enough of fart jokes. He’s also known to cut a few for [...]

Some may have noticed that I somewhat hate Kosimandius and Jerome Armstrong and most of the Dems and every single wanky, floppy, woman hating, homophobic, sociopathic “win at any cost” centrist and rightwing collaborating “liberal” who’s willing to throw everyone’s rights away to the four corners of the earth just so they can have a [...]

Samhita at Feministing brings us the sexiest, most confident object a man could have in his shower, the Shower Breasts:

But I’m on the fence about whether to buy. Let’s take a look at the product description from BoysStuff.co.uk…
Squeeze the boob to release the gel… Having a shower has never been so much fun!
Well, I’m [...]

You’re living proof, asswipe. Nevertheless, Norm Coleman (D, D, D, R - Minn.) seemed shocked to find out that his father not only bumped uglies, but that he did so in public.
Sen. Coleman issued a statement this afternoon that said:
“I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, [...]

A few weeks ago some friends came down for a visit. We drank wine on the back porch and talked about everything from cars to jobs to relationships to sex. My friends have been fighting about their sexual relationship. Since they engaged and blended their families, their job schedules and his depression [...]




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