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“Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge” in 100,000 years’ time.
But in the nearer future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between 6ft and 7ft tall, he predicts, while life-spans will have extended to 120 years, Dr Curry claims.
Physical […]

I raise your Jimmy Dean sausage-stick with a whisker biscuit.

Click to make big. Caption, euphemize, and go.

What a man of god Mel Gibson is:
“F—–g Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world,” Mee’s report quotes him as saying.
“Are you a Jew?” Gibson asked the deputy, according to the report.
The actor also berated the deputy, threatening, “You motherf—-r. I’m going to f— you,” according to Mee’s report.
The actor […]

Yeah, yeah, it isn’t Thursday. It’s 2am on Sunday. So shoot me, I’m late for my first-ever New Music Thursday post. But I’m drunkle, and I feel unable to discuss anything but music, so instead of waiting till next week, I decided to get the ol’ ball rolling now. Because maybe […]

Oh baby, yeah that’s it.
In case anone hasn’t noticed, I haven’t actually tackled the OMGsporkitdeadSPORKITDEAD! Village Voice piece yet.
That last post, that was just my initial reaction to some of the comments in the various threads that the peice has spawned in the blogosphere, and now that the various threads have had an opportunity […]

Screw all of you. Take this!
That’s right. Drawstring pants and awkward air guitar are teh hottness.

POW! Samuel “SOAP” Jackson sells kids crack. Pa-DOW!

BOOM! Watch it, fool.

I fight dirty.
UPDATE: McBoing drops the bomb.
Mekka mekka high, mekka tiny crackrock.

All I can say is: thank the Hand of the Holy Spirit he didn’t get elected. Can you imagine a Republican member of congress facing a scandal? Why, it would tear the heart out of the moral party of America.
Pete Coors has lost his way:
Beer company executive, chief commercial pitcher and […]

Let’s see Maggie Gallagher defend this.
Police say he dragged his wife down a dirt road, her arm tangled in the seatbelt strap through the open door of his pickup, until the limb ripped clean from her body.
His lawyer says he’s a hero, rushing his injured wife to the hospital before she bled to death…
…”I’m saying […]

1) Sebastian Tellier - Ketchup vs. Genocide; I could do without the synth, but my girlfriend likes it so whatever.
2) Thirstin Howl III - The Alaskan Fisherman; This is one geographic area I never thought would make it onto a rap album — drive-bys on a snowmobile? Coke-dealing snowmen? It’s a […]

I have had way too much wine to be blogging, but I’ll do my best.
I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!