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If you haven’t seen this, you should check it out. If you don’t have the time to watch the whole thing, here’s the summary:
Guy below: “Feminists hate Sarah Palin because she’s ATTRACTIVE and HAPPY!”

“And shit, don’t I know all about hating attractive, happy people or what.”

If you haven’t already stumbled across conservative columnist Kathleen Parker’s article on Sarah Palin’s total incompetence for the position of Vice-President of the United States, check it out.
And now she’s shocked, shocked I see, to find that she is getting hate mail for having written it:
Speak Correctly
Or build a big bunker.
By Kathleen Parker
Allow [...]

What I really need to go with that is, like, a Wanted! Dead or Alive! poster. I thought about whipping one up but ultimately decided against it–I’m not a good enough PhotoShopper to get the slavering fangs to look realistic, as it turns out.
Where is this coming from? My recent brief [...]

Just for fun, I compiled a set of pics of several women, some anti-feminist and some feminist, mixed ‘em up and threw ‘em up here in the randomest of all possible orders. In an attempt to make the situation as fair as possible I tried to keep the age range somewhat constant between erm, [...]

How quaint! Too bad he’s spying on you.
I’m no fan of the RCMP, one of our glorious national symbols. They had a historical role in abducting indigenous children from their families so that they could be tortured, brainwashed, and frequently killed in residential schools. More recently, they’ve been responsible for an out-of-control taser epidemic that [...]

I read Sabotabby’s most recent post, suffered strong pangs of empathy, then moved on with life til I nipped over to Pandagon and saw that Amanda had posted on it and linked to Feministe–and also to something called a Tim Blair. Following that last link, I found a page that can be accurately summarized [...]

It’s Caturday, after all, and I exercise my right to be a crazy cat lady on the internet.
I hadn’t heard of Rachel Lucas before today, and it’s probably just as well. (I object on principle to cutesy diminutives of the name Rachel—Rachie is bad enough, but Wachel is the worst I’ve heard. Also, people who [...]

We have a contender.
Meet Dmitri. He’s a pick-up artist, which in itself gives him about 50 million douchebag points. He met a woman named Olga, who talked to him for a few minutes, gave him her card, and said, “Call me.”
So he did. She wasn’t home, and he left the second-douchiest phone message in [...]

I’ve always yearned to be “ilk!”
Of course, I may be flattering myself. When the Lady Lydia referred to persons of “Kyso’s ilk,” she may not have been referring to me because she didn’t specify what Kysoean attributes a person must have to be considered one of “Kyso’s ilk.”
(I’m sorry for the incessant [...]

This is the Schlaf’s take on where all those disgruntled f-e-m-i-n-i-s-t-s come from.
Apparently not, though. (Imagine: the Schlaf, wrong? No way!) Right now on Feministing, with 720 votes in, Women’s Studies as Teh Culprit for the “click” moment when an individual realizes that he or she is, indeed, a feminist is accounting for [...]

If the universe folds in on itself on May 16th, I will shake my angry fist at Phyllis Schlafly and the Washington University administration as my atoms are squished into oblivion. Few will understand what’s happening and why, but I will — and so will you, dear doomed readers. For May 16th hath [...]

Jessica at Feministing finds another example of my favorite genre: Douchebag On Feminism. In this chapter in our infinite series, feminism has gone too far (dum dum dummmmmmm!)
I happen to speak fluent Douche, so let me translate for you. Blockquotes are Douchy McIssues, italics are translation, regular text is commentary.
So, in this wonderful [...]




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