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I have a few computer-related pet peeves, and one of them are those history and favorites bars in IE. And IE. The first thing I did when I finally got my own work station was download Firefox and revel in my tabbed goodness. I like a large screen resolution, I want to [...]

Some may have noticed that I somewhat hate Kosimandius and Jerome Armstrong and most of the Dems and every single wanky, floppy, woman hating, homophobic, sociopathic “win at any cost” centrist and rightwing collaborating “liberal” who’s willing to throw everyone’s rights away to the four corners of the earth just so they can have a [...]

Porn Fairies

Training on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I just got my bill, and I have to tell you that I am astonished that you have charged all this filth to my account. I would never order something like Hillbilly Honies or, Jesus, Fluffy Cumsalot.”
I’m sorry about that, Faux Disgruntled Customer. Are there [...]

You’re living proof, asswipe. Nevertheless, Norm Coleman (D, D, D, R - Minn.) seemed shocked to find out that his father not only bumped uglies, but that he did so in public.
Sen. Coleman issued a statement this afternoon that said:
“I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, [...]

A few weeks ago some friends came down for a visit. We drank wine on the back porch and talked about everything from cars to jobs to relationships to sex. My friends have been fighting about their sexual relationship. Since they engaged and blended their families, their job schedules and his depression [...]

["Reefer Madness" trailer voice]
Sack Town… Where every car may be out to kill you.
Sack Town. Where a robot assassin from the future has taken over the government.
Sack Town! Where they make it impossible to leave.
Sack Town!! You’ve been warned.
[/ "Reefer Madness" trailer voice]
Actually, I hear Sacramento is underrated. Especially if you like Blow Job [...]

I’ve been seeing alot of people on feminist board and blogs since the whole Blowjob hoo-haa, talking about how there’s these unreasonably “anti-sex” feminists who are trying to take away people’s blow jobs and blah blah blah…
but the thing is, all they can point to is the one or two commenters over in the I [...]

Men’s News Daily has two, two, two! great sides of the same misogynist coin practically side by side today. The topic? Women, aren’t they obnoxious but so damn cute? Sure, they look harmless…until they try to steal your purity of essence and render you obsolete, bwa haa haa!
The paranoia is brought to [...]

Raw Story:
“People who disagree with him get the f— you,” added former Rep. John LeBoutillier, a New York Republican.
“Are you wired up?” LeBoutillier quoted McCain as asking. “Of course not,” LeBoutillier said.
“Prove it,” McCain allegedly said.
The former New York Republican told the site he lowered his pants, apparently satisfying McCain that he was not taping [...]

Lindsay Beyerstein at Majikthise has an interesting opinion about the recent dogtraining for men thingie in the New York Times. here’s the post:
Amy Sutherland used animal training techniques to break her husband of irritating habits. I say, good for her. She could have gotten the same advice from a behaviorally-oriented psychotherapist: praise good behavior, reward [...]

From the Sun-Times’ “Ask Ellie” column today:
DEAR ELLIE: My boyfriend nagged me for years about his oral sex fixation, which he wanted me to “receive” from him two to three times a week. I ignored him, told him to grow up and only participated a couple of times a month.
We’ve been separated for four months. [...]

The Blowjob Blowup is the topic that has resulted in way too many interesting points for discussion. Well done Twisty, you have proven that blowjobs are better than Oasis, the Beatles and Queen put together. I suggest CD blowjobs over vinyl for once, if only to avoid scratching.
Anyway, Zuzu at Feministe brings up something I’ve [...]




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