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McBoing Gets a Visit From a Certain Special Fairy
10 Comments Published by McBoing August 31st, 2006 in Cock!, Looks like someone needs an intervention, Pr0n, WorkI have a few computer-related pet peeves, and one of them are those history and favorites bars in IE. And IE. The first thing I did when I finally got my own work station was download Firefox and revel in my tabbed goodness. I like a large screen resolution, I want to [...]
Bacon Prohibition - The Adult Choice
10 Comments Published by R. Mildred August 16th, 2006 in Blogitics, Cock!, Dudes, Remember November, This Vicious Cabaret, WankersSome may have noticed that I somewhat hate Kosimandius and Jerome Armstrong and most of the Dems and every single wanky, floppy, woman hating, homophobic, sociopathic “win at any cost” centrist and rightwing collaborating “liberal” who’s willing to throw everyone’s rights away to the four corners of the earth just so they can have a [...]
Porn Fairies
30 Comments Published by McBoing August 4th, 2006 in Cock!, Pr0n, Sex, The God Box, WorkTraining on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I just got my bill, and I have to tell you that I am astonished that you have charged all this filth to my account. I would never order something like Hillbilly Honies or, Jesus, Fluffy Cumsalot.”
I’m sorry about that, Faux Disgruntled Customer. Are there [...]
Dude, We Already Knew Your Dad Had Sex
4 Comments Published by McBoing July 26th, 2006 in Cock!, Dudes, Politics, SexYou’re living proof, asswipe. Nevertheless, Norm Coleman (D, D, D, R - Minn.) seemed shocked to find out that his father not only bumped uglies, but that he did so in public.
Sen. Coleman issued a statement this afternoon that said:
“I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, [...]
Some of My Best Friends Have Sex
34 Comments Published by McBoing July 19th, 2006 in Cock!, Dudes, Lick My Jackboots of Love, SexA few weeks ago some friends came down for a visit. We drank wine on the back porch and talked about everything from cars to jobs to relationships to sex. My friends have been fighting about their sexual relationship. Since they engaged and blended their families, their job schedules and his depression [...]
The great Sacto sack-suck of aught-six
17 Comments Published by punkass marc July 17th, 2006 in Cock!, For the ladies["Reefer Madness" trailer voice]
Sack Town… Where every car may be out to kill you.
Sack Town. Where a robot assassin from the future has taken over the government.
Sack Town! Where they make it impossible to leave.
Sack Town!! You’ve been warned.
[/ "Reefer Madness" trailer voice]
Actually, I hear Sacramento is underrated. Especially if you like Blow Job [...]
Sex Positivity doesn’t mean Sex Stupidity
30 Comments Published by R. Mildred July 17th, 2006 in Cock!, Feminism, Filtered Propaganda, Lick My Jackboots of Love, Sex, Shame on you for being a woman, What Patriarchy?I’ve been seeing alot of people on feminist board and blogs since the whole Blowjob hoo-haa, talking about how there’s these unreasonably “anti-sex” feminists who are trying to take away people’s blow jobs and blah blah blah…
but the thing is, all they can point to is the one or two commenters over in the I [...]
We’ll kill you all and look great doing it!
52 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen July 13th, 2006 in Cock!, For the ladies, Looks like someone needs an intervention, TechnologyMen’s News Daily has two, two, two! great sides of the same misogynist coin practically side by side today. The topic? Women, aren’t they obnoxious but so damn cute? Sure, they look harmless…until they try to steal your purity of essence and render you obsolete, bwa haa haa!
The paranoia is brought to [...]
McCain: Is that a wire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
1 Comment Published by punkass marc July 6th, 2006 in Cock!, PoliticsRaw Story:
“People who disagree with him get the f— you,” added former Rep. John LeBoutillier, a New York Republican.
“Are you wired up?” LeBoutillier quoted McCain as asking. “Of course not,” LeBoutillier said.
“Prove it,” McCain allegedly said.
The former New York Republican told the site he lowered his pants, apparently satisfying McCain that he was not taping [...]
“operant conditioning” or as we english speakers call it: passive aggressive manipulation
13 Comments Published by R. Mildred June 28th, 2006 in Cock!, Dudes, For the ladies, Lick My Jackboots of LoveLindsay Beyerstein at Majikthise has an interesting opinion about the recent dogtraining for men thingie in the New York Times. here’s the post:
Amy Sutherland used animal training techniques to break her husband of irritating habits. I say, good for her. She could have gotten the same advice from a behaviorally-oriented psychotherapist: praise good behavior, reward [...]
Dear Ellie: I’m either insane or made up
18 Comments Published by punkass marc June 23rd, 2006 in Cock!, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, SexFrom the Sun-Times’ “Ask Ellie” column today:
DEAR ELLIE: My boyfriend nagged me for years about his oral sex fixation, which he wanted me to “receive” from him two to three times a week. I ignored him, told him to grow up and only participated a couple of times a month.
We’ve been separated for four months. [...]
Just Say No To Quid Pro Quo
24 Comments Published by R. Mildred June 20th, 2006 in Punkass!, Cock!, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, SexThe Blowjob Blowup is the topic that has resulted in way too many interesting points for discussion. Well done Twisty, you have proven that blowjobs are better than Oasis, the Beatles and Queen put together. I suggest CD blowjobs over vinyl for once, if only to avoid scratching.
Anyway, Zuzu at Feministe brings up something I’ve [...]
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