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An article in Slate let’s Hillary know what she’s in for should she win: a nation of ungrateful fucks, regardless of how well she does.
As luck would have it, there’s new data out there about the shifts that take place when women run the world. Or at least a bunch of Indian villages.
Basically, [...]

Dear diary,
Last night was the wildest freaking night ever, man. I was at Aaron’s party, and maybe I’d had a few too many, but whatever — I was feeling good, and I knew that in my boot-cuts and tight shirt, I was looking good, too.
The place was packed, and without realizing it, me [...]

Ahh, it’s the beginning of the school year - a time fraught with fraughty goodness for incoming undergraduates heading off to the first day of their new classes. I remember the computer science class where the graduate TA simply never showed up, and the resulting hissy fit some guy sitting behind me pitched while [...]

I was scratching my crotch the other day (because it’s the manly thing to do when idle), and the checkout clerk freaked out on me because she said the attention I was drawing to my bulge was preventing her from doing her job.
Earlier last week, I was sitting in a movie theater with my hand [...]

Behold the new face (and cock) of evil:

Yep, that’s supposed to be Jesus. And he’s made of milk chocolate. And contrary to the selective memory of some Christians, Jesus had a pee-pee. It’s even possible (probable?) he had the gall to be staked to the cross without the loincloth commonly found in [...]

Jessica Valenti — a kind and gracious host if you’re ever in NYC, by the way — posted her concerns yesterday about Benetint, a product marketed as tint makeup for your nipples.

Benetint: Because we thought it’d be funny if we stained the inside of your bras!

The product promo explains that women want [...]

This, in it’s entirety, is slashdot’s coverage of the AutoAdmit festival of assholes:
“Today’s Washington Post carries a front-page article on the internet message board AutoAdmit (a.k.a. Xoxohth), which proclaims itself the “most prestigious law school discussion board in the world.” The message board has recently come under fire for emphasizing a free speech policy that [...]

Is your vagina up to snuff? Probably not.
We all know about designer vaginas and elective labioplasty by now, but how can we know if it’s right for us? We need guidance, but we can’t go around asking just anyone if our vaginas are pretty. We need help from a trusted [...]

This is some kind of satire, right? It’s British, and that just makes it too dry and subtle for my American humor palate, right? Please?
Because if not, the lack of self-awareness of some of these guys (OK, and the women as well) is just staggering. I feel like there is some sort [...]

Finally, someone with the balls to hate all over women in an entertaining manner. Dick Masterson is the Jesus’ General of the MRA set, and he makes a compelling case for male superiority over at menarebetterthanwomen.com. After all, there is no case more compelling than a top ten list.

MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early [...]

Thank you for calling Big Media Provider Co. My name is, McBoing; how can I help you today?
“I got up this morning and went to order Big Booby Bitches 3, but I got something else instead. I was going to watch that but then it cut off and said it was a subscription [...]

Dude is surprised to find that women are less than charmed by his winning personality.
William Kaper is apparently unfamiliar with the Saturn test. Kaper, the Barrington attorney who made headlines by suing the ex-wife he’d hoped to re-marry in order to get back the $98,000 engagement ring he’d given her, says he was shocked — [...]