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The worst person on the planet
21 Comments Published by Sabotabby July 20th, 2008 in For the ladies, Dudes, Cock!, Wankers, Looks like someone needs an intervention, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!, Douchebag on Feminism, Your ManhoodWe have a contender.
Meet Dmitri. He’s a pick-up artist, which in itself gives him about 50 million douchebag points. He met a woman named Olga, who talked to him for a few minutes, gave him her card, and said, “Call me.”
So he did. She wasn’t home, and he left the second-douchiest phone message in […]
On Foreskins, From A Person Who Does Not Now And Indeed Never Has Had One
26 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas May 26th, 2008 in Sex, Health, Bodily Autonomy, Cock!, CultureIt makes me wary of espousing any opinion on the subject that appears to be laying down the law! in any way, shape or form. I imagine that some men feel the same way about espousing an opinion about the morality and/or legality of abortion, especially basing any such opinion on the way an […]
Figure Out What This Guy’s Standard for Real Masculinity in Movie Actors Actually Is and I’ll Give You $5
13 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas April 30th, 2008 in Movies, Cock!, Looks like someone needs an intervention, CultureI’ve read the article twice now and it appears to be a mishmash of confusion and bitter longing for he knows not what, except that it has something to do with erect penises. Help me out here..!
The sorry state of masculinity in American movies
Don’t feel like you gotta be subtle, man, just tell us […]
No, you cannot touch my boobs
41 Comments Published by Sabotabby April 22nd, 2008 in For the ladies, Bodily Autonomy, What Patriarchy?, Dudes, Cock!Hey, I wonder why more women aren’t into sci-fi and fantasy.
In LiveJournal Land, an interesting hoopla has erupted around The Open-Source Boob Project. The story starts at ConFusion in Ann Arbor, an annual sci-fi, fantasy, anime, gaming, comics, etc., convention. If you’ve ever shown up at a con wearing a set of boobs, you know […]
Buy our product. Otherwise, vaginas win.
13 Comments Published by punkass marc April 18th, 2008 in Cock!, Corporate IdiocyYou stupid weak baby. You pussy-whipped prissy-pants cooter-licking nancy boy.
You probably think this is about the spark plug, don’t you? And in some ways, it is. The spark plug is sort of like the cock of your car. Scratch that — it’s the cock of your SUV, truck, or (in certain […]
May your underwear guide you towards sexual enlightment
6 Comments Published by punkass marc April 8th, 2008 in Punkass!, Cock!, another fucking sex postOh, if underwear could talk, the things it would say. It would tease us about those secret times we got excited and had to hide it, and probably complain about the sheer number of times it was farted upon.
Yes, even this guy farts.
There are also times it would’ve been nice if other […]
Because women were never assaulted before they could vote.
4 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 18th, 2008 in Cock!, Shame on you for being a woman, WankersNewspapers make me sad:
A Des Moines woman who refused to take off her top and imitate a Girls Gone Wild video had her cell phone stolen and was assaulted by her tormentors, police said…Four young men are listed as suspects in the case. No arrests have been reported.
Newspapers with comment sections make me sadder:
here […]
Chris Jones lets Miss Manners know that if she needs an enforcer, he’s there.
7 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen January 27th, 2008 in Cock!, WankersChris Jones of Esquire.com says people are boorish, rude and confrontational, a problem he could help solve if only it were still OK to punch people.
This whole thing started — or maybe it ended — with these guys engaging in some ritualistic, Hare Krishna clapping shit…I asked them politely to stop. “Make us,” […]
The best thing on the internet
5 Comments Published by Sabotabby December 18th, 2007 in Music, Entertainment, Video, Cock!, He stuck his WHAT in her WHERE!?For your viewing and listening pleasure, the Bill O’Reilly sex tapes as baroque oratorio, performed live at the University of Washington’s Meany Hall (needless to say, this is NSFW):
If you want more, apparently Igor Keller made an entire CD of it. This basically puts to rest all of those arguments that modern society no longer […]
You did an OK job, I guess, but it would have been better if you had a penis.
3 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen December 2nd, 2007 in Politics, What Patriarchy?, Cock!An article in Slate let’s Hillary know what she’s in for should she win: a nation of ungrateful fucks, regardless of how well she does.
As luck would have it, there’s new data out there about the shifts that take place when women run the world. Or at least a bunch of Indian villages.
Basically, […]
Fellas Feeling Frenzied
15 Comments Published by punkass marc November 9th, 2007 in What Patriarchy?, Cock!Dear diary,
Last night was the wildest freaking night ever, man. I was at Aaron’s party, and maybe I’d had a few too many, but whatever — I was feeling good, and I knew that in my boot-cuts and tight shirt, I was looking good, too.
The place was packed, and without realizing it, me […]
Dr Mike tells the kids how to police their purity of essence
6 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen August 22nd, 2007 in Feminism, HUH!?, What Patriarchy?, Cock!, Shame on you for being a woman, Wankers, My Brain Hurts, Looks like someone needs an interventionAhh, it’s the beginning of the school year - a time fraught with fraughty goodness for incoming undergraduates heading off to the first day of their new classes. I remember the computer science class where the graduate TA simply never showed up, and the resulting hissy fit some guy sitting behind me pitched while […]
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