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Okay, this isn’t the real plate.
After making the massive mistake of stopping by Borders and buying I Am Legend last night, I was SO not in the mood for this today:
The Florida Legislature is considering a specialty plate with a design that includes a Christian cross, a stained-glass window and the words “I Believe.”
Rep. [...]

don’t like cross-posting, but sometimes i like being lazy.

the only slight difference is that our president is the producer… and there’s no one to remind him that, um… that’s not a horse, buddy… it’s an illegal occupation of a foreign land with no end in sight.

Joel Stein is right: cultural celebrations should be stratified strictly by age and women need to tone it the fuck down. When adults and children find delight in the same traditions, it’s a sign that your culture is going to hell in a handbasket. And if women have to have sexual agency, could [...]

Ethel says women’s traditional role as family accountant/killjoy prevents her from spending $1000 on a camera more suitable for a photography major, especially if it’s just going to piss her off, which is why she’s not getting an SLR until you invite her to a focus group

Others already
jumped all over (and rightfully so!) this New [...]

When the planet melts and/or we otherwise manage to destroy ourselves, do not dispair. Instead, look to the future-look the Arctic.
The Svalbard International Seed Vault will be built into a mountainside on a remote island near the North Pole.
The vault aims to safeguard the world’s agriculture from future catastrophes, such as nuclear war, asteroid [...]

Have you been reading Men’s Health online content for weeks, if not months, treating their words though they were the bible and scrupulously following every inane lifestyle suggestion? I know. Me too. Yet, I still find myself occassionally not sitting alone and in the dark, abandoned by all who loathe my vapid [...]

So I’m a punkass now. Believe me, I’m as surprised as you are.
To celebrate, I thought I’d pop some champagne and share with you what I learned from PZ Myers today: Christian fundamentalists in America are being persecuted.
Ken Ham’s creation museum hasn’t even opened its doors yet, and things are already getting ugly [...]

Are you obsessivly concerned about illegal immigrants but are too much of a sissy boy pansy to quit your job, put on every piece of cammo you own, and sit yer ass on the boring Canadian and glamourous and dangerous sexy Mexican borders? Do you long for a way to protect your country from [...]

This one’s for you, Marc.

I just can’t wait to watch all these poor folks on Survivor represent — quite literally — their races and ethnicities for a national audience. Jeff Probst, I tell you, he’s a man of brilliance. Ground-breaking reality TV host.
Until “Survivor” host Jeff Probst sat in on casting sessions for the CBS reality series’s [...]

If you’re anything like me, and everyone who is anyone is, your life is missing only one thing. “Kyso,” you say, “I am or know a young lady over the age of eight who needs a cluncky pink box with which to do poorly imaged digital makeovers. The shittier and more expensive, the [...]

Sadly, No! delighted us all this weekend, and even after Townhall figures it out and takes it down, the gift will keep on giving. Right there on the banner are two of the most delightful links I could have asked for on subdomain.townhall.com: Blog Directory and Next Blog.
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