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Condoms: Like my long-lost best friend. Or my long-lost friend that was only my friend because she was friends with my best friend, you know, the one who told me my senior prom dress looked like a lampshade.
6 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas August 18th, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, Contraception, Cock!, another fucking sex postI’ve gotten to take a long sabbatical from these guys, but the endless round of business trips has now claimed yet another casualty in my life; my hormonal contraception. Impressively, in spite of being away from home on short notice on a regular basis for days at a time for more than a year […]
Taking the Taste of the Schlaf’s Honorary Degree Out of My Mouth
1 Comment Published by Lisa Kansas July 2nd, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, Reproductive Rights, Human Rights, sharing the awesomeIf only it’d been in the States. I’m so jealous of Canada right now. (via Amanda.)
Morgentaler among those named to Order of Canada
Gov. Gen. Michaëlle Jean has named a leading abortion rights crusader to the Order of Canada, news that has outraged anti-abortion groups.
Dr. Henry Morgentaler is one of 75 Canadians to receive […]
Wait, this isn’t from the Onion? Fuck.
2 Comments Published by Quin June 26th, 2008 in Punkass!, Brilliant Ideas, Military bullshit, Rights? What rights?, TortureYet another set of relics from the post-satire age:
As the keychain says, truly “It don’t GITMO better than this.”
Welcome to “Taliban Towers” at Guantanamo Bay, the most ghoulishly distasteful tourist destination on the planet. As these astonishing mementoes show, the US authorities are promoting the world’s most notorious prison camp as a cheap hideaway for […]
Guns in schools
6 Comments Published by Sabotabby June 25th, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, Violence, Rights? What rights?, Lick My Jackboots of Love, Human Rights, Pigs, Shame on you for not being rich white and privilegedWhatever side one falls on in the gun control debate, most people agree that handguns should not be in schools. It’s just a bad mix—volatile, trapped kids and deadly firearms. Any sane person ought to feel a bit uncomfortable at the thought of guns in a high school.
Unfortunately, sane people aren’t in charge in my […]
From the best of all possible worlds.
Funny how getting good news — even when it’s completely fabricated — can make you feel so… well… good.
I Really Think The Federal Government Should Be Subsidizing This
2 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas June 22nd, 2008 in Bush is a cock, Brilliant Ideas, Family, Relationships, for reals, Gaming, World of Warcraft“My administration will give unprecedented support to strengthening marriages. Many good programs help couples who want to get married and stay married.” -President Bush
Apparently there’s money for it. See?
So all I need to do is write up my grant proposal! I’m conducting the efficacy study right now.
First we created our characters…together. (oh […]
Russia wages war on emo
4 Comments Published by Sabotabby June 16th, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, Godbaggery, Unintentional Humor, Lick My Jackboots of Love, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!, Conformity, CultureWhat Americans do half-heartedly, the Russians will attempt with gusto.
Russian lawmakers are weird.
Parliamentary hearings were held yesterday at which the “Concept for a State Policy in the Area of Spiritual and Moral Education of the Children of the Russian Federation and Protection of Their Morals” was discussed.
Really weird:
The draft law “On Children’s Toys” would ban […]
“Why does Senator Obama believe it is so important to repeat that idea OVER and OVER again?”
0 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas June 15th, 2008 in Bush is a cock, Brilliant Ideas, Video, McCainery, Remember November, ObamaramaSame reason I do.
Vote Obama ‘08!
Via Pandagon.
Protest Pregnancy Day ‘08: Pregnancy Kills Women!
5 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas June 3rd, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, Contraception, Health, Reproductive Rights, Bodily Autonomy, Rights? What rights?, Human Rights, "Science", FUCKING IDIOTS, A million ways to mortgage the future, What would we do without such great advice?What I care about is human life, and the ending of it that could be prevented, no matter how great or small that chance of the life ending might be. Lives, lives that would otherwise be in no danger at all, are being lost to pregnancy!
Like these folks, I am […]
There Must Have Been Something In The Water This Week
7 Comments Published by Lisa Kansas April 24th, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, GodbaggeryOkay, this isn’t the real plate.
After making the massive mistake of stopping by Borders and buying I Am Legend last night, I was SO not in the mood for this today:
The Florida Legislature is considering a specialty plate with a design that includes a Christian cross, a stained-glass window and the words “I Believe.”
Rep. […]
the last five years of the bush administration and its war in iraq, summed up in youtube form.
1 Comment Published by JasonC April 21st, 2008 in Bush is a cock, Brilliant Ideasdon’t like cross-posting, but sometimes i like being lazy.
the only slight difference is that our president is the producer… and there’s no one to remind him that, um… that’s not a horse, buddy… it’s an illegal occupation of a foreign land with no end in sight.
Women steal Halloween from children and Joel Stein didn’t even get a blowjob out of it
8 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 28th, 2007 in Brilliant Ideas, For the ladies, Wankers, Douchebag on FeminismJoel Stein is right: cultural celebrations should be stratified strictly by age and women need to tone it the fuck down. When adults and children find delight in the same traditions, it’s a sign that your culture is going to hell in a handbasket. And if women have to have sexual agency, could […]
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