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Today an old man called because he ordered an adult movie and it didn’t come through (no pun intended). I credited him the movie and then sold him a subscription to Cinemax.
He laughed to his friend: (overheard) Motherfucker sold me Cinemax. That’s a mutherfuckin’ salesman.
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Walmart leads retailers in granting culture warriors their post-election consolation prize
5 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen November 11th, 2006 in Big Business, Fucking Holidays, WingnutsRemember the great and glorious battles of the culture war, back when America had no problems whatsoever (2001-present) and was able to focus on the issues that mattered: gays and conflating the commericial with the religious significance of major holidays? Remember the mighty battles?
On the November 28 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, [...]
WalMart prepares to shoot its X-mas wad prematurely to make up for unfortunate attempt to sell to its betters
6 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen November 3rd, 2006 in Big Business, Fucking HolidaysI was flipping through a fashion magazine some months ago as I waited for Walmart to install new tires on my boyfriend’s car (please, I know. I’ve been having more success recently in getting him to spend his money elsewhere. It helps alot that their clothes are for crap.) and there was a [...]
Starbucks makes an unintelligent design decision
23 Comments Published by punkass marc September 1st, 2006 in Advice, Big Business, Drugs, Godbaggery, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, WankersEverybody’s favorite coffee underdog made a bold move to capture a new demographic: they quoted Wesley Smith from the Discovery Institute on one of their cups.
For the record, that quote reads:
The morality of the 21st century will depend on how we respond to this simple but profound question: Does every human life have equal moral [...]
Economic logic implosion on the right
12 Comments Published by punkass marc August 28th, 2006 in Big Business, MoolaLike anyone with right-leaning views, economic conservatives feign logical consistency but can’t seem to stop shooting themselves in the foot when presented with new information.
Let’s review the standard fiscal conservative story:
Competition brings out the best in business owners. Corporations have no incentive to overcharge customers because, if they do, those customers will buy from [...]
The talking Domino’s poobox
18 Comments Published by punkass marc August 24th, 2006 in Big Business, We Eat19 October, 1835
Dearest diary,
Our giant tortoise discovery was most exhilerating, and I awoke to dawn’s light certain once again there could be no greater excitement than encountering those peaceable lumbering gents as we had on our first day.
Today, though, as we trekked SSE on one of the smaller islands, my sense of awe [...]
Please drop your trousers for your discount, “sir”
13 Comments Published by punkass marc August 21st, 2006 in Big Business, MoolaA few days ago, Jessica at Feministing posted the latest in advanced menu technology — the sex-based pricing model:
This could be the tip of the iceberg. Now that society has deemed it okay to charge people different prices based on their genitals, who knows what we’ll be paying for items soon…
Tampons
Women’s price: $7.99/box
Men’s price: [...]
Buy 1000 cell phones, get one free!
3 Comments Published by punkass marc August 12th, 2006 in Big Business, TechnologyOne free trip to jail, that is:
Days after two Arab-American men from Dearborn were charged in Ohio with terrorism for buying numerous cell phones, three Palestinian men were arrested in Michigan’s Thumb area with about 1,000 such phones, authorities said.
Pardon me for being skeptical, but this was hardly the effort of a months-long sting investigation. [...]
We could always bring back the zeppelin
10 Comments Published by punkass marc August 11th, 2006 in Big Business, Brilliant IdeasAn excellent question:
Can technology create a non-hijackable plane?
By 2008, European researchers aim to bring that vision closer to reality through an ambitious security program to combat on-board threats in an industry left reeling this week by a security scare that raised the specter of September 11.
Along with extensive pilot ID verification, automatic collision avoidance, better [...]
Good news, everyone! The American economy has a new heavy:
Absent from the U.S. for so long that some thought they were a myth, bedbugs are back. Entomologists and pest control professionals are reporting a dramatic increase in infestations throughout the country, and no one knows exactly why.
“It’s no secret that bedbugs are making a [...]
Nobody serves up commentary on the escalating Israeli/Lebanese crisis as clearly as billmon. I suppose on a middling-small blog like ours, I can expect most people to have read the work of such a titan by the time they get to us, but in the event you haven’t, all 3 of the posts written today are remarkably insightful.
Ken Lay: the platonic form of conservative charity
2 Comments Published by punkass marc July 8th, 2006 in Big Business, WankersPoputonian’s been on a roll over at digby’s lately, and today he links to the Aspen Daily News print of Ken Lay’s obit. Let’s just say Weird Al couldn’t have parodied his life any better.
Ken spent 64 years on earth doing God’s work helping others with great compassion. We know that Ruth and Omer [...]
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