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I have damaged
the cat
who was trampling
my keyboard
and who
probably held
sentimental value
for you
Forgive me
but I get jumpy
when […]

Everytime I do some perfectly innocent search through flickr (in this case the word used was “DUH”) I get the unconnected weirdness.

I am objectively anti-baby (I’m a feminist, duh)

During the old “intel inside” ad campaign, Apple just had to try to go one better…

I am also objectively anti-Ann Althouse

…And this is your pussy on drugs…

An […]

Just a sample of how easy it can be to market our liberalism…
[Flicker photo used]

i. At one job I spend all day listening to how gay people are teh suck. At the other job I hear how gross it is to be Jewish, Mexican, and/or Negro. But we ain’t no bigots. We are the Eggman.
ii. Looking at two potential jobs. Both would pay […]

Paul the Spud has been tracking the developments surrounding Vladimir Putin tenderly kissing the tummy of a young boy.
Used to be that rulers would demand minions kiss their pinkie rings and grovel appreciatively, so I maybe I should applaud the stunning reversal displayed by Putin. Unfortunately, one doesn’t need a prudish nature […]

Well it looks like Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, is a big old compulsive peado:

This brings us one step closer to the day when the past joke about how George Bush could rape a child live on national TV and still being supported by the crazy godbags and Neo-Cons, ceases being a joke and becomes […]

Thanks to Lindsay we found the mascot page for the Office of Censorship-lovin’
Fox News:

Achtung lieber, Amerikaner schwein! Wo ist mein Babymäusespielzeug?!

Here’s Dawn Eden jumping the Double Negative:
Pandagon’s Amanda Marcotte writes in a comment to one of her own posts that she considers arguments against late-term abortions to be “red herrings”:
Of course, I�m clearly unconvinced there�s a reason to restrict the vast majority of late term abortions, which are done to save a woman�s health or […]

So I’m on the look out for some good snark and a quick hop over to Dawn Patrol shows Dawn Eden writing what to my mind appears to be an application for headship of the Patriotic Anti-Sex League:
The real sin here is the what I believe is the great sin of the sexual revolution: the […]