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Yesterday we continued our weeklong worship of the powerful insights into the psyche of emotionally crippled men offered by Men’s Health dimbulb David Zinczenko. Among other things, Zinczenko celebrated the charming tendency of guys like him to hide behind movie quotes as a way to express their “feelings” without entering the danger-zone of originality [...]

Yesterday we discovered the enlightened teachings of David Zinczenko, the editor-in-chief of Men’s Health who defends moronic male behaviors via his lameass blog.

You can tell I’m sensitive because of the lighting.
In one of his least coherent arguments (and that’s saying something), Zinczenko claims it’s normal for a guy to talk in movie quotes [...]

*Bzzrrppt.*
Man-Robot #5451136832 reporting for duty — ready to think, do, and say everything expected from a typical male. Recently, I installed the newest upgrade to my Men’s Health operating system, maximizing my compatibility with the rock-bottom expectations of blabby, crabby Woman-Robots.
My programmer, Men’s Health editor-in-chief David Zinczenko, is the Bill Gates of man [...]

This particular weirdo troll, who claims to be a feminist and an atheist but hates feminists and really ought to give the God-thumping thing a try, is worried that librul hedonist peer pressure is forcing young girls and boys to pick their flowers before they’re ready.
95% of girls and 89% of boys agreed that “being [...]

About.com has never been my go-to source for anything, but only because it’s kind of bland and usually not terribly helpful. The flipside of that, though, is that it’s never struck me as too terribly hurtful, either. And if it wasn’t chockfull o’ detail, at least the authors managed to convey the idea [...]

You know what’s funny? Women. What’s funnier than women? Women who fuck women! But they’re funny in a good way, because I can fill the gaps in my wisdom of the sapphic ways with shit I just made up that’s kind of based on some stereotype I might have heard from [...]

I thought about writing a post about how vile it is to use the holidays as an excuse to be more racist than you would normally be, but then I thought this would get in the way of my post on how wrong it is to hold kittens by the neck in your left hand [...]

I see there’s a how-to project going on for the broke folks and figured I could add to the project since I’ve not only worked with the down and out but have experienced the same. And I’m drunk. Working at Big Media Co. has given me some insight into utility billing, although this [...]

Everybody’s favorite coffee underdog made a bold move to capture a new demographic: they quoted Wesley Smith from the Discovery Institute on one of their cups.

For the record, that quote reads:
The morality of the 21st century will depend on how we respond to this simple but profound question: Does every human life have equal moral [...]

The Democrats want our troops out by the end of the year. The Republicans want us to stay the course.
What do you want? If a Democrat takes over in 2008 and we’re still in Iraq, what would you hope to see as their policy towards it?
Let’s not kid ourselves: Saddam Hussein was strongly [...]

There’s a lot of protein “wisdom” spraying forth from the shaft of idiocy today.
Jeff Goldstein’s come up with a very bad idea:
Just for the sake of argument, say someone was planning on doing an internet tv show that featured man-on-the-street -type interviews. Anything special you’d like to see? In this hypothetical [...]

Clearly, the left blogosphere has been annointed the moral police of the world. In case you hadn’t noticed, everyone on the Right gets incensed whenever we fail to erupt in outrage over whatever’s got their momentary goat. This can only mean one thing: they need our moral validation.
It’s mighty big of [...]