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We’ve got a fairly large percentage of our writers who actually create things in various media on a fairly regular basis. From what I’ve been able to glean, at the very least Marc makes movies, Violet is a designer, Sabotabby is a cartoonist, and I do theater and music. I’m sure most of us have [...]

ANDERSON COOPER: Well, we’re here at CNN headquarters, gearing up for a controversial, tight race. Yes, a tight race that could go for days, mired in legal challenges and—what do you mean we just called five states?

Exactly four years ago to the day (it’s already November 4th in my time zone), the Freedom Bandits made their world premiere.
I was spending a few months back in Austin, Texas, in an interlude between my time in London and my move to Japan. While I was there, theater director friend Joanna Garfinkel got me [...]

By the way, if you haven’t watched any of Amanda and Marc’s new series, RH Reality Check, please do so now. They’re really great. I am so proud.
(They’re on YouTube, too, for any who might have trouble with Vimeo.)
Normally, Our Glorious Founder Punkass Marc does his magic behind the camera, but he makes a [...]

Menfolk, haven’t you longed for a show that gives *you* the advice you need to get through the day — to help you deal with all the crazies and annoying people of different, uh, “backgrounds” and genitals?
Behold, the new short digital series Your Manhood, starring The Patriarchy.
In the first episode, The Patriarchy discusses the [...]

Hey punkasses! So, uh, I guess I really like football, because I’ve made yet another show about it. Draftguys TV profiles over 40 players who’ll be selected by the NFL in April, giving football fans access to exclusive interviews, practice footage, expert opinions from Russ Lande of the Sporting News, and more. [...]

Dear diary,
Last night was the wildest freaking night ever, man. I was at Aaron’s party, and maybe I’d had a few too many, but whatever — I was feeling good, and I knew that in my boot-cuts and tight shirt, I was looking good, too.
The place was packed, and without realizing it, me [...]

Been sparse offerings from ye olde punkass marc lately, I know. But I’ve been switching careers the last few months, which has been a *bit* hectic.
Now I make a short weekly fantasy football show. For a living.
Bet you weren’t expecting that one!
I know I’m not helping change the world here, and [...]

More mash-uppery. Thanks for all the downloads thus far, folks! Hope this one suits you, as well. Kind of an unusual Radiohead song to use, but I think it fits Missy’s stylings.

Where I End and Gossip Begins

[And yeah, in case you can't tell, there is a theme developing -- I'm [...]

Recently I made a few mash-ups that helped me learn my way around the form. Now I’ve created one that makes me feel genuinely proud.

Fake Plastic Changes

As always, feedback is encouraged. Enjoy!

US: The Cold War is over.
Russia: Yeah? Then why are you building a missile defense shield in the Czech Republic?
US: For Iran. Dude’s been looking at us funny. Plus, we don’t like the way Iran dresses.
Russia: For Iran. Gotcha. But let’s say we fired a nuke.
US: That would [...]