R. Mildred at PunkAssBlog.com

…And I’ll build my own blog! With hookers! And black Jack!

14 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 27th, 2006 in Punkass!, Art, I pity the fool who tries to sue me

In the long tradition of the various unnameable nobodies who left major bands right before they were famous, I am leaving Punkass.
Do not ask why, let me instead blame it on harrassment by Ann Blartow, as everyone else seems to be atm and I feel I’m at that time in my life when I feel […]

Veiling (discussions by white people who don’t know what they’re talking about) sucks

42 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 17th, 2006 in Imperialism for Dummies, Filtered Propaganda, Torture

Reading this thread at Feministe made several highly salient points magically appear in my head about the Veiling Debate that’s been going on:
1) Why am I the only white person in the world it seems who knows that muslim women are not actually commanded by their religion to veil in front of children - which […]

This is what Civil Discourse looks like

14 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 15th, 2006 in Immigration, Video, This Vicious Cabaret, Soapbox

Like the guy at the end asks “are you on our side or theres?”
Which I find is never a bad question to ask yourself. (via)

Saturday Random Flickr Pics, the “In honor of Habeas Corpus” dub

2 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 14th, 2006 in Aww Kittens, Public Procrastination, Art

Everytime I do some perfectly innocent search through flickr (in this case the word used was “DUH”) I get the unconnected weirdness.

I am objectively anti-baby (I’m a feminist, duh)

During the old “intel inside” ad campaign, Apple just had to try to go one better…

I am also objectively anti-Ann Althouse

…And this is your pussy on drugs…

An […]

Where for art thou, Oh Reality Based Community?

159 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 9th, 2006 in Purposefully Inflammatory, Racism, Blogitics, Filtered Propaganda, Lick My Jackboots of Love, This Vicious Cabaret

Hold up, Hold, the fuck, up lindsay, What the fuck are you talking about?

I am of course referring to this ghastly burkatuter grade evil creature of a paragraph:
Amanda’s insight undercuts ethnocentrism. It’s harder to think of your culture as the measure of all others when you realize that humanity’s most serious problems repeat themselves everywhere […]

Is FDL quickly becoming the Left’s answer to LGF?

40 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 3rd, 2006 in Racism, Blogitics

FDL has finally pushed past the Thurmond Barrier of racial insensitivity.
Fuck you FDL, and myself*.
* the bear of racism eats me today, mea culpa, mea culpa, the only thing I can say in my defense is that I didn’t actually make the damn thing, and I hold no shame for remembering the damn thing from […]

I was also unable to think of any western patriarchal traditions

100 Comments Published by R. Mildred October 1st, 2006 in Imperialism for Dummies, Purposefully Inflammatory, Feminism, Blogitics, Filtered Propaganda, This Vicious Cabaret

…Except marriage, obviously.
I love you amanda, but the thing is that while a burka is a handy dandy symbol of patriarchal oppression, it is not Your symbol to use you silly cracker.
You see, one of the ways the islamic patriarchy pushes hijab onto women who would otherwise prefer not to wear head scarfs or burkas […]

Random smock @ Wiki

1 Comment Published by R. Mildred October 1st, 2006

Clicked through a few links on wiki and found this:

Smock may refer to one of the following:

* Smock (garment) The smock was formally invented in 1033 at the battle of hastings by Eimher Seonhog a combat of the greatest skill, before painting his battle shield he put on a pice of drying englishman’s stomach, to protect his uniform and war paint from dirtying with filty infidel blood. After this and winning the war he journeyed to Mecca where the great Muhammed Angelo, the greatest painter to the ancient world was working on his newest piece, Dwarders In Motion, Eimher presented the smock to not get his clothes dirty whilst painting and Angelo took it and turned it into the modern day smock, what we now use to wear when eating lobster and chinese food on a zimbabwean pedestal.

W. T. F!?

Jane Hamsher Mildred Speaks: The importance of hating yourself

11 Comments Published by R. Mildred September 30th, 2006 in Purposefully Inflammatory, Blogitics, Shame on you for being a woman, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Looks like someone needs an intervention, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!

Or why you need to hate yourself and how

We all judge people (via), how we dress, the way we comb our hair, little things really, but have you ever noticed how big a deal we can make out of those little things? For instance, a man may walk a certain way or sleep with a […]

World is broken again: Abortion provider accused of “masquerading” as a forced pregnancy center

5 Comments Published by R. Mildred September 24th, 2006

You know those crisis pregnancy centers, those places that will routinely dress themselves up to look like PP clinics and similar places so as to ensure that the maximum number of pregnancy women are, quite literally*, lied to death?

Well one apparently hates logic, sanity and irony more than usual, because they’re sueing an abortion provider for, I fuck you not, pretending to be a crisis pregnancy center. (via)

The fuck? Continue reading ‘World is broken again: Abortion provider accused of “masquerading” as a forced pregnancy center’

Osama Possibly dead: Ravages of Time 1, American Imperialism 0

4 Comments Published by R. Mildred September 23rd, 2006

So a leaked memo is saying that the French are saying that the Saudis are saying that Osama may have died of typhoid.

However, this may not be the october surprise that Rove was hinting at.

Nor indeed will it be particularly surprising when the bush admin declares that Osama was killed by a CIA trained death-fetus-Hurricane while he was having gay sex with a baby box turtle and couldn’t possibly have died from Typhoid because The Bush Administration only accepts Germ Theory when it can be better used to scare dipshit midwesterners who’s only connection with terrorism was firebombing a few abortion clinics in the 90’s.

No, the surprise will be when the nation learns that The Bush Adminstration has been granted - by democratic spinelessness adn media blind eye turning - the legal power to kidnap all american citizens, strap them down and duct tape* their eyelids open so that they can be forced to watch Rove doing his infamous version of “Big Brother’s thong wearing and neck flab flapping dance of will breaking totalitarianism” until every single person in america agrees to vote for republicans and appropriately buttsucking democrats.

Which will come as quite surprise to more people than it really should.

* Such is the evil of the bush administration that they would dare to pervert the holy material of duct tape for their evil ways.

Bastards.

I concur: This IS a massive time sucker

3 Comments Published by R. Mildred September 23rd, 2006 in Public Procrastination

The seal maker has claimed another victim. (via)
I’ll have you all know that I’m a partisan broomfucking commie witch.

This is my most subtle breakage of Godwin’s yet, and it’s all for the conservative libertarians. Not that those uppity ingrates will appreciate it…

If you give a shit, right click and check out the image’s properties to […]

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