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i. At one job I spend all day listening to how gay people are teh suck. At the other job I hear how gross it is to be Jewish, Mexican, and/or Negro. But we ain’t no bigots. We are the Eggman.
ii. Looking at two potential jobs. Both would pay […]

Dude is surprised to find that women are less than charmed by his winning personality.
William Kaper is apparently unfamiliar with the Saturn test. Kaper, the Barrington attorney who made headlines by suing the ex-wife he’d hoped to re-marry in order to get back the $98,000 engagement ring he’d given her, says he was shocked — […]

I just can’t wait to watch all these poor folks on Survivor represent — quite literally — their races and ethnicities for a national audience. Jeff Probst, I tell you, he’s a man of brilliance. Ground-breaking reality TV host.
Until “Survivor” host Jeff Probst sat in on casting sessions for the CBS reality series’s […]

Saturday, Job #2, 6pm
McBoing to Coworker: I’m fucking tired. I couldn’t sleep last night.
Coworker: Me too. I stayed up forever on my front porch watching the cops chase a nigger up a tree.
McBoing: (jaw drops) (glares at coworker) (says nothing like a fool)
8pm, Coworker drops the n-bomb again
McBoing:
Coworker: […]

I have a few computer-related pet peeves, and one of them are those history and favorites bars in IE. And IE. The first thing I did when I finally got my own work station was download Firefox and revel in my tabbed goodness. I like a large screen resolution, I want to […]

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Went out to dinner last night and stuffed face: Sweet corn soup, crappy mixed greens, and wild mushroom ravioli. It hurt, but damn, was it good.
1) New Order - Age of Consent
2) Cyne - 400 Years
3) Wesley Willis - Rock n’ Roll McDonald’s
4) Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebel - […]

Really.
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we’re learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes… But he’s still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can’t get enough of fart jokes. He’s also known to cut a few for […]

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.

What Kind of Meat Are You?

Gross.
List of ingested items that do not make me sick: vegetables, coffee, booze, Jell-o. My stomach loves me, my […]