Author Archive for Kyso K
I wasn’t angry with you before I knew you existed
1 Comment Published by Kyso Kisaen November 3rd, 2008 in Punkass!I admit, I’ve been a lazy Democrat this season. After the primaries, I felt free to join the national crush on Obama and focus on other things. Prolly 90% of my coworkers who are eligible to vote are voting for Obama. Sure, I share an office with a McCain voter, but I’ve [...]
Happy Halloween! P.S. No Fatties.
19 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 5th, 2008 in Punkass!, Cock!, Culture, For the ladies, What would we do without such great advice?, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!It’s the Halloween season again, and I for one am thrilled. Corn mazes, haunted houses, Halloween parties and guys who think they’re funny giving me an easy intro back into blogging. That’s right, it’s the return of perennial Slut-O-Ween opinion pieces.
Over the past week or so, I’ve done a lot of Halloween shopping. [...]
I lucked into two fish tanks, a 10-gallon and a 25-gallon, and I’d like to fill them with things. The larger one has a small hole in it, and can’t hold water. I was thinking fish in the smaller one, and a snake, lizard or turtle in the larger. I’ve heard good [...]
This isn’t a real FOX screenshot, right? Please tell me someone made this up.
Sarah Palin is too much, too little, and too late.
9 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen August 29th, 2008 in Punkass!, Godbaggery, ObamaramaEveryone’s talking about McCain’s choice for VP candidate, MILF Sarah Palin of Alaska. His motivations are transparent, and were within seconds being widely discussed on all the hottest blog comment threads. Everyone knows why she was picked, the question is, will it work?
If the opinion of Vision Forum is any indication, I’m going [...]
Why gmail’s targeted ads are superior to hotmail’s.
3 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen August 26th, 2008 in Punkass!, RelationshipsSo your ex, with whom you thought things were unresolved, sends you an email to let you know he resolved them while you weren’t paying attention and he hopes the presence of his new girlfriend at his party won’t stop you from attending. Gmail apparently has no keywords that target ads to the “we’ll [...]
What the hell is wrong with people?
22 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen August 15th, 2008 in Punkass!, Looks like someone needs an interventionI recently found myself in need of a mattress. After a severely disappointing experience with 1-800-Mattress and several sleepless nights on my loveseat (or sex-couch, as a filthy-minded foreign friend prefers to think of it) I turned to the internets and asked, where oh where can I get a mattress today?
Google not only provides [...]
Let’s talk thrifty
15 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen July 20th, 2008 in Punkass!, Advice, She's (or he's) craftySo like I said in my last post, I’m moving. This will be the first time I’ve lived by myself, which of course has advantages and disadvantages. Ability to walk around topless whenever I want? Maru! Splitting the cable bill? Batsu! This biggest disadvantage will be the crippling loneliness. [...]
Hi all!
I’ve been back from Europe for about a week now, and posting is still light. I got back at 9PM on a Sunday and had a 9AM Monday meeting, four projects to get caught up on, two younger students to keep occupied, and I have to move apartments. My brain is fried. [...]
Tomorrow is my last full day in Europe, then a weekend spent at various airports and a few days to remember who and where I am, then it will be back to a quasi-normal blogging schedule. I know, y’all missed me.
I think I may have literally walked my ass off in Europe.
I’d be happy to make a seal she can post on her CafePress page.
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen June 13th, 2008 in For the ladies, GodbaggeryI’d like to take a moment from my Europe Tour to award SexyMILF69 The Kyso Kisaen Certificate of Achievement in Non-Sequitors. Sexxy has a solid history of making her readers think very hard about what the fuck SexxyMom is thinking, but it was this entry that clinched it for her:
The desperation that this girl [...]
Well guys, I’m out for the summer. Tomorrow I leave for Europe. In our group meeting last week, my coworker said he finally figured out the pattern: every summer, my boss goes on tour, like a rock star. He has probably half a dozen countries to visit in the next two months, [...]
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