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So I’m a punkass now. Believe me, I’m as surprised as you are.

To celebrate, I thought I’d pop some champagne and share with you what I learned from PZ Myers today: Christian fundamentalists in America are being persecuted.

Ken Ham’s creation museum hasn’t even opened its doors yet, and things are already getting ugly on the bloodthirsty Darwinist heathen front. Now, don’t get them wrong; the Docents for Jesus can handle being laughed at.

While foreign media and science critics have mostly come to snigger at exhibits explaining how baby dinosaurs fit on Noah’s Ark and Cain married his sister to people the earth, museum spokesman and vice-president Mark Looy said the coverage has done nothing but drum up more interest.

“Mocking publicity is free publicity,” Looy said.

But they aren’t quite as lighthearted about being torched to the ground by the inevitable hordes of pitchfork-wielding evilutionists.

The museum has hired extra security and explosives-sniffing dogs to counter anonymous threats of damage to the building.

Of course it has. It makes me want to fly to Kentucky and blow up an aerosol can in the parking lot to make them feel better.