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I love this. How often is the father in a commercial the one clearing away the dishes and lecturing the kid about finishing their dinner, while the fun-loving mother acts like a child to get dessert? No doubt MRA types would see nothing in this but an affirmation that women are irresponsible and immature and […]

For those who’ve finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Thoughts appear at random.

OMGWTF HEDWIG.
Voldemort continues to be a sadly and unjustly underwritten character. The scenes with the Gaunts and at the orphanage turned out to be as pointless as they were overlong and unilluminating, because being a sociopath is not a hereditary condition, and […]

It turns out the Flash Gordon crew had nothing to worry about. Look what happened to Chris Clarke when he peeled off that male privilege and washed it down the sink. That’s what it’s often like when you’re a decent person because you want to be. For fuck’s sake, as long as you don’t tell […]

I know I’m a day late, but I might as well introduce the family.

This is Harley, the overmerchandised American motorcycle.

And this is Fredo, his slightly bigger, slower brother.

This is how they spend 99 percent of their time.

If they ever do anything besides look pretty, I’ll let you know.

Lisa KS sums up my reaction to the Christian Masturbator Uprising of 2007.
I’m actually really getting into the idea here that I’m making a bunch of buttwipes suffer agonies by my mere presence in their line of sight. This is totally awesome. How often does a bunch of really dipsh*t guys advertise so blatantly […]

Some people reasonably think we shouldn’t be spending time responding to the Coulter thing or whatever else the wingnut of the hour hacks up on the carpet. Don’t waste your time on a comeback, because they’re not going to get it anyway. Don’t let them see that it bothers you, because it just encourages them.
Well, […]

I want to know where I can get a chip for my shoulder as big as this guy’s.
I suppose if I were a six-foot, six-inch tall man with a hateful grin plastered on my face, I might suffer fewer daily reminders of how other people see me. Being a good deal shorter, and having genitals […]

If all you wanted was someone to parrot your views in your blog, why would you hire Amanda Marcotte to do it, instead of your local gas station attendant, your primary-care physician, or me? Do you also fill your gas tank with Cristal?

From PZ, I learn that CNN wants to know why “atheists inspire such hatred” in believers that many would like to compel them to stop talking about their atheism.
Well, let me help you out, CNN. If you hate atheists so much that you need them to stop talking, it’s because you’re an atheist yourself. If […]

This particular weirdo troll, who claims to be a feminist and an atheist but hates feminists and really ought to give the God-thumping thing a try, is worried that librul hedonist peer pressure is forcing young girls and boys to pick their flowers before they’re ready.
95% of girls and 89% of boys agreed that “being […]