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Menfolk, haven’t you longed for a show that gives *you* the advice you need to get through the day — to help you deal with all the crazies and annoying people of different, uh, “backgrounds” and genitals?
Behold, the new short digital series Your Manhood, starring The Patriarchy.
In the first episode, The Patriarchy discusses the […]

As Barack Obama and John McCain heap unending criticism on lobbyists in their race for the White House, an association representing the public policy advocates is trying to remind everyone that lobbyists are people too.
“What I have trouble with is the hypocritical nature of these comments,” said lobbyists’ lobbyist Brian Pallasch. “Both candidates have worked […]

Calling McCain better suited than Barack Obama to lead the nation is one of the umpteen million things the Clinton campaign did that left me shocked. I mean, sure, Clinton could claim she was better suited, but to name McCain in such a quotable way as superior? Well, now it’s fucking the party […]

PAB’s template has been hacked with a pornucopia of links. Booo. Check the page source to see the evil.
If I switch templates, it goes away, so it’s definitely something in our current look and feel. I’ll probably have lots of tweaking/upgrading to do, so things may get dicey tonight. It also […]

Jessica linked an article from Robert Jensen about masculinity. The jist: in mixed company, people of both genders describe what it means to be a man with words like “strong, responsible, and loving.” When it’s just the boys, though, the definition of masculinity changes:
To be a man is to be a player, a guy […]

I love it when the mainstream media in the US lets its liberal freak flag fly. You know you’ve found yet another true lefty when they’re writing articles about genocide abroad, the evils of Big Oil, or our health care crisis. Also, when they write an editorial titled “Why I defend President Bush […]

I love everything that went down over Phyllis Schlafly’s honorary degree from Wash U. Kids got angry and organized, and while Darth Vader still got her parchment, the protest raised gobs of awareness. Something tells me schools will think twice about endorsing the work of other hatey mcbigots in the future.
But isn’t it […]

If the universe folds in on itself on May 16th, I will shake my angry fist at Phyllis Schlafly and the Washington University administration as my atoms are squished into oblivion. Few will understand what’s happening and why, but I will — and so will you, dear doomed readers. For May 16th hath […]

Punkassblog is about many things, but rarely would I count moderation among them. Today’s a different story, though.

Here’s my prediction for Pennsylvania Tuesday: regardless of who wins or by how much, regardless of what it means for the nomination overall, the Democratic infighting between Clinton supporters and Obama supporters will reach a fever […]

Awwww yeah. Way back when I invited Sabotabby to join, I also doggedly pursued a certain other awesome PAB commenter: Antigone. Back then, she politely declined. So when it was time for PAB to go from a few people blogging sporadically to a whole cadre of us sticking it to the man, […]

You stupid weak baby. You pussy-whipped prissy-pants cooter-licking nancy boy.
You probably think this is about the spark plug, don’t you? And in some ways, it is. The spark plug is sort of like the cock of your car. Scratch that — it’s the cock of your SUV, truck, or (in certain […]

Drum roll, please…
As you all know, PAB is growing, and with this announcement, we’ll finally have finished puberty. Or so the doctor says.
Last but certainly not least, please welcome the third addition to Punkassblog, Violet! Anyone who’s curious about why I invited her need only to read her soopercool board game […]