I have an extremely boring job. I am a technician who’s job is somewhere between insurance and go-for; it is my job to keep distance classes (either recorded, streaming over the internet in real time, and distance classes that work in real time over a video conferencing systems) run smoothly. This could mean that I keep professor from breaking ELMO machines, finding some way to connect archaic slide-reel equipment to modern computers, troubleshooting any technical problems or simple things like making sure there’s enough paper in printers and sending faxes. While doing this, I am normally also doing online help chat for various programs. This sounds really impressive. It isn’t. I spend the bulk of my time playing on the internet, and listening with half an ear to graduate level classes.
But this week, I had a new challenge. The regional Methodist conference was doing a video conferencing meeting that, lucky me, I got to tech for (Methodist Conference’s motto: the only thing more boring and petty than discussing who gets what in the budget is arguing over the theological distinctions of budgeting differences!) One of the couples for the meeting brought their 3 small kids, a boy and two little girls, and didn’t bring any toys for the kids to play with during this three hour long meeting. Predicting that nothing good could come of this, I sprang into action by tracking down some paper and markers, which the children gleefully (and quietly!) used.
This lasted about an hour and a half (which I must say, I thought was pretty impressive for these small kids: the eldest couldn’t have been more than 7). At the break, I overheard the kids (paraphrasing from memory):
Kid 1: Mom, I’m hungry
Mom: I don’t have anything; we’ll get food after this
Kid 2, clearly getting fussy: But I’m hungry NOW!
Kid 3: I don’t WANNA draw anymore
Mom: Hush; it’s over soon
Dad: *engrossed in conversation*
Me, to mom: Would it be okay if the kids had some cookies and juice? And I can set up the tv in the other room, what would be okay for the kids to watch?
Mom: Oh god, you’re a lifesaver. (This was a direct quote).
So, I go and buy the kids some cookies from the vending machine, and we all get a cookie and split a red gatorade*.
And what did the little children want to watch? The unanimous vote, including the little boy? Dora the Explorer. They wanted to watch a little girl have adventurers with her monkey and learn Spanish words. They even said “Gracias” when I asked if they knew how to say “Thank you” in Spanish, so clearly some of it is sinking in.
And what did they want to watch after Dora was over? Mythbusters.
These did not strike me as overly intelligent little children (particularly when one managed to lose her cookie piece in her hand). These were nice kids, mostly obedient, a little fussy when hungry and bored, and seemed to come from a normal, Midwestern family. And what they wanted to watch was television that broke gender and racial stereotypes, and used science to combat urban legends.
The kids are okay. They’re not any more greedy than any previous generation, nor mean, nor evil, nor more -ist of any kind. In fact, they’re probably less -ist than the generation before them.
Yay.
* I am so envious that most kid’s problems seemed to be fixed with cookies and juice. Could we all be so lucky
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