when the status quo frustrates.

Juanita Sotomayor for Supreme Court Justice!


Or something like that. All them there Mexican* names just blend together, don’t they? Something I’ve just never understood–why all those furreigners with their funny furreign names don’t just change ‘em to a real American name like “Betty Brown.”

She has more qualifications than any of the other justices currently serving on the Supreme Court did at the time of their nominations, which really is the only acceptable standard for nominating a female minority–I think we all know this.

So far I’ve heard both that she once saved baseball and also that she has a personal vendetta against white firefighters. (Now that’s one of the most specific prejudices I’ve ever encountered anyone being accused of.)

Naturally Michelle Malkin is weighing in on this–nobody could ever accuse Michelle of being able to even remotely stand her own status as a woman of color, which since Sonia Sotomayor seems to think that both having and considering having experiences other than that of white men is okay in a judge, means that these two ladies will probably never even get close to the recipe-exchanging stage of friendship. What a shame!

*Puerto Rican, but whatever, six of one, half-dozen of the other, right? (Thank God my Colombian and Salvadorean friends don’t read this blog! or if they do, I bet I’m about to find that out.)

One Response to “Juanita Sotomayor for Supreme Court Justice!”

  1. Dr. Psycho says:

    It’s much worse than that: her name is *Sonia*, for crying out loud!

    Now, how does a Puertomexican girl wind up with a RUSSIAN name, unless she’s a red-diaper baby, answer me that?

    That Sotomayor woman, whatever her real name is, has got a lot of explaining to do.

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