An extraordinarily unscientific poll, the data from which I will definitely use to draw societally-shattering conclusions about (a) our caveman ancestors and (b) the evolutionarily defined gendered behavior of right- vs. left-handed homo sapiens.
What body part do you wash first when you shower? 
(Results will be posted in a week or so.)
I admit, I can’t wait for the results on this one. There better be pie charts of this.
I found the answer pool on the first question extremely thorough. I look forward to a good laugh at what people write in for “other”.
TRH
I’m not sure what counts as “washing” a body part first. I soap up several, then rinse them one by one in the same order. So I put left arm, which usually gets the first completed washing.
I was actually a bit bothered by not having a separate option for armpits, as opposed to arms or shoulders.
The survey isn’t working for me, and I really wanted to tell you about my bathroom habits.
Pits.