It isn’t plagiarism when the source is credited, dammit! Honestly, it’s just that PZ managed to sum up the meat of what aggravated me the most about this little “poll” with a succinct little comparison. Why reinvent the perfect wheel?
Incredible.
I believe that next week they’ll have a question about Barack Obama’s, Colin Powell’s, Al Sharpton’s, and Jesse Jackson’s hypothetical fried chicken stands.

Well, they are all powerful women, ergo, we must be reminded on a daily basis that their true worth as human beings resides solely in their ability to nurture children. That’ll put ‘em back in their place.
Seriously, WTF U.S. News? That’s such a bizarre and totally pointless poll.
I’d be much happier if I got to choose one of a choice of four daycare centers to run our government.
Jesus, why not just run a poll about which one would be a better fuck?