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I Need to Go to a New Law School

In my Constitutional Law class, we are currently going over racism and Supreme Court cases having to do with eliminating it. On our school’s website, we have a discussion board where people are encouraged to post things to facilitate discussion. Imagine my surprise when I discover this in the website today (horrible formatting included)

Group 2 thought this was on topic for the “social aspect of racism today” in our last assignment… This was attributed to Michael Richards after he made racial comments during his comedy act.

“Proud to be White”: Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TV’s Seinfeld makes a good point…………..
“Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to
this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans,Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer
in my direction. You call me ‘White boy,’ ‘Cracker,’ ‘Honkey,’
‘Whitey,’ ‘Caveman’… and that’s OK.

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel
Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you… so why are
the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP. You have BET… If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we’d be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

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If we had White History Month, we’d be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to ‘advance’ OUR lives, we’d
be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships…
You know we’d be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US . Yet if
there were ‘White colleges’, that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your
race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call
us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you’re not
afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call
us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police
officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer
running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a
racist.

I am proud… But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??”

MODIFIED
The response I posted is below the fold:

First and foremost, this may have been attributed to Michael Richards, but it has been around for quite some time. I shall do my best to answer each point. (I hope people don’t mind, I adjusted the formatting from email-forwards)

“Proud to be White”:
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TV’s Seinfeld makes a good point.
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans.

All of those people are Americans. They just have another descriptor, because we consider the “default” to be “White-Americans” or “European-Americans”. This is a sign of racism against minorities, not against whites.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me ‘White boy,’ ‘Cracker,’ ‘Honkey,’ ‘Whitey,’ ‘Caveman’… and that’s OK.

No, it isn’t. I don’t know what straw-man your burning that thinks that these slurs are acceptable, but that smell is terrible.

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel
Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.

Because those insults are racist. You are maligning people based on a race; that is the definition of “racism”

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you… so why are
the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

Does one wipe away the other? I would imagine that the “you” in this line is referring to people in “ghettos”, which I’m assuming mean low-income areas. But crime (violent) crime rates are consistent along income lines, not so much among racial lines. If we have a lot of poverty among minority communities, a better question we might ask is “why”?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET… If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we’d be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we’d be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to ‘advance’ OUR lives, we’d
be racists.

Not to steal a common line or anything, but EVERY day is “White pride day”. The only reason that we have separate days is because we have not integrated ALL groups of Americans into our history. Quick test: name a black activist who wasn’t Martin Luther King Jr. Try naming a women’s rights activist that isn’t Susan B. Anthony. Try naming a Hispanic activist at all. Now name some of the Founding Fathers. That’s why we have separate racial groups; because institutionally everything else is set up to help white men. You can’t possibly claim with a straight face that men are underrepresented in business, politics, or academia.
And to complain about Yom Hashoah is sickening; you object that strongly to having a day of remembrance for the HOLOCOUST?!?
And of course different religions have different holidays: the question you should ask yourself is why Christmas is a federal holiday when people who aren’t Christian, or even religious, don’t celebrate it?

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??

The different Chamber of Commerce groups. And, again, the only reason you have these different chamber of commerce is because different groups were historically not allowed into the “plain” Chamber of Commerce. There are still plenty of Chamber of Commences that discriminate, but made sure it’s no longer explicit.

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

The Miss America pageant was explicitly racist until 1970, where the first black woman entered (under protest from many). Now, Miss America still remains very white-oriented, as the idea of “beauty” is still a very thin, straight-haired, delicate feature ideal. Thus the Black Miss America. (Oh, and the first black American crowned Miss America was in 1984: lovely for a pageant that started in 1921. Since 1970, there have been 6 black Miss America’s, two Pacific Islanders, and one Native American)

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships…

There are, explicitly. Of course, then you have the “merit” scholarships that default to rich people whose families have enough money to provide a secure educational environment.

You know we’d be racists.

Considering that they’re from the KKK, there’s a pretty good chance, yeah.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US . Yet if
there were ‘White colleges’, that would be a racist college.

Again, I default to the fact that MOST of the colleges in the United States started out as “white’s only” colleges. You’ll also find that of those 60 colleges, none of them have been opened since blacks have been allowed into “white” colleges. Also, most of those “black” colleges let white people in.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your
race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call
us racists.

What “rights” are you missing? The right to call people racial epithets? And there are groups that march for the “white race”.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you’re not
afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call
us racists.

Brown, yellow and orange? Who’s marching for those? And I see plenty of “Norwegian Pride” and “Irish Pride” and “Scottish Pride” and “German Pride” so I don’t think white people are exactly being neglected.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.

“You”? Who is this “you”? I’ve been robbed by a white guy. Does that mean I get to say all white people are robbing me?

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer
running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

Only when he assumes the black guy is a gang member or drug dealer just because he’s running. If I saw videos of cops shooting a black guy because he “mixed up his tazer and gun” or beating the life out of guy while calling him “nigger” I’d be fairly concerned about getting fair dealing from them as well.

I am proud… But you call me a racist.

It’s not your pride that people are calling you racist for.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??

That straw you’re burning smells pretty bad. I think the people who wrote this need to check their privilege.

11 Responses to “I Need to Go to a New Law School”

  1. ahunt says:

    Oh Dear.

    DO NOT ENGAGE!

    Regards,

    Anni

  2. Kyso Kisaen says:

    Hey! This is on My Right-Wing Dad!

    And I agree with ahunt. The guy I share my office with sometimes tries to discuss race by starting with some quote by some obscure black college professor about how only white people can be racist (which, if it were true, would mean that half of the fucking Boondocks cartoon makes no goddamn sense, and we all know that show rocks from beginning to end). A person who enters a discussion with terms like these isn’t worth getting upset over, at least to his face, because that’s really what he wants.

  3. em says:

    What on earth does that have to do with constitutional law? Fail!

  4. vesta44 says:

    This is in an email that’s being forwarded everywhere. I got it from my aunt who got it from my niece who got it from a friend of hers and who knows where the friend got it. Talk about white privilege speaking, it’s so ingrained that a lot of people don’t see anything wrong with it (I don’t know how they can not see anything wrong with it, but they obviously don’t or they wouldn’t be spreading this crap).

  5. Lisa Kansas says:

    Awesome responses, Antigone. :)

  6. Antigone says:

    Thanks, but I worry I might have been a little more snarky than necessary: this is supposed to be a law class. But then again, the original comment wasn’t exactly the height of propriety.

  7. Esme says:

    Thank you for posting a response to this person. While it may do little to change their minds, it helps that there is resistance out there for other members of the class to see, and your voice out there to help those who don’t want to be the first to speak up

  8. Rebecca says:

    Nice. Someone actually posted this on a bulletin board where I work. My friends and I assumed it was general inarticulate racist screed by some anonymous person we worked with. It’s kind of a relief (for some definition of ‘relief’) to know it’s anonymous racist screed from the Internet instead…on the other hand, it sucks a lot that it’s entirely plausible someone here could’ve written that garbage as well as publically displaying it. Would you mind if I printed out your responses to hang on the same bulletin board?

  9. Antigone says:

    I don’t mind, if you think it’s an effective counter. I probably should put some more stuff in there about tv and movies being incredibly white-dominated, thus the BET, but I didn’t feel like addressing every single point when I could hit the bulk.

  10. MH says:

    Actually I think this shows that you’re going to the RIGHT law school. The way you change attitudes like this is by confronting them, not by retreating to enlightened enclaves. Even if you don’t get through to the email-reposter, you have a whole class (multiple classes?) also watching. People get their ideas about race from (shock!) other people, and if this guy’s unanswered voice is all they hear, that’s what they’ll go with.

    You have earned (more of) my respect!

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