when the status quo frustrates.

Sea-kittens

It’s not news to anyone that PETA is completely crazy, but in case you didn’t know, there’s a hilarious little Flash game on their eyesore of a website. And it, like so much of their “shock” advertising, is entirely sexist. Hey PETA: Why can’t you put a princess dress and a biker jacket on the fish at the same time?

By PETA’s logic, all we need to do to end the attacks on Gaza is to rename the Palestinians “desert-kittens.” Couldn’t hurt, right?

Anyway, here’s mine:


Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

(The entire site is hilarious. Check out the awesome bedtime stories. If they hadn’t been around for so long, I’d be convinced that PETA is some sort of viral marketing campaign for the meat industry.)

7 Responses to “Sea-kittens”

  1. zingerella says:

    I tried to paste my FlounderKitty here, but it did not work.

    I want to know why I cant haz an elephant trunk and lipstick on my SeaKitten. Also, waterwings WTF?! You can’t put waterwings on a kitten or a fish!

  2. Kyso Kisaen says:

    We have strikingly similar taste in seakittin accessories, although I did chose the flounder body.

  3. Antigone says:

    Those stories had me in a RIOT! Oh my god, how could they possibly think this is an effective way to convince people of conservationism.

  4. anna says:

    PETA gives animal rights a bad name. Fortunately there are sane animal rights organizations-try The Humane Society if you’re interested.

  5. mustelid says:

    Anyone see the Colbert Report take on this? Can’t come up w/ the exact quote off the top of my head (also, I’m lazy and computer-unskilled), but it’s something like, if PETA says fish are seakittens, then Colbert’s gonna enjoy a nice plateful of landfish!

  6. Their site is atrocious. But have you noticed the resemblance between Playboy and PETA.
    Both seem to revel in nude pictures of celeb women.
    Playboy is atleast more honest. They shoot women naked coz its good publicity and they make money out of it…they don’t go about saying, “Vr anti-fur..”
    By the way, lest some PETA guy lambast me, I must clarify that I am an animal lover and am against wearing “furs.”
    Not that I would want to wear one in a hot country like India again.

  7. Rubyfruit says:

    Yeah, PETA’s pretty damn nuts, but Sea Kittens really kicks the crazy up a few notches.

    I think they’re marketing this to children. That makes it that much worse.

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