when the status quo frustrates.

Heads Up, PunkAssers!

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

As many of you are no doubt aware, I have been writing the occasional article for Glenn Sacks. For reasons known only to himself, Glenn appears to be at least somewhat pleased by my poor efforts as a visiting “Feminist Dissident” on his site. (Whether or not his men’s rights activist audience is pleased by them, I cannot say. I’m not even going to speculate.)

To date, we haven’t had too much trouble. I have confined myself to a general introduction, lacking specifics that would have overly excited his crowd; two articles on child custody, which as I do not favor preferential treatement of the primary caregiver in custody battles, did not incite the residents to riot; and one article on legal paternity, which since I do favor allowing men legal rights in the case of unwilling biological parenthood protecting them from also being forced to engage in legal parenthood, similarly failed to provide a convenient lightning rod. (Caveat: I was dogpiled by the pro-life contingent.)

However, my days of, er, uneasy truce with Glenn’s readers may be over when Glenn posts my next article (which I am in the process of working on now). I am allowing myself to be drawn in by the possibility that the majority of these folks aren’t flat-out misogynists…well, that’s not entirely accurate–it would be more accurate to state that, while it’s tempting to believe that they are based upon their behavior and comments, I am uncomfortable simply making that assumption outright. To date, we have only focused on things that negatively impact some men at the hands of some women; it wouldn’t be fair to base an assessment on their feelings about women in general on how those discussions panned out. Therefore, I am proposing to write an article for Glenn about women in general and feminism specifically and why, perhaps, feminism is really not that uncommon among women, and see where that takes us.

Now, this will require me to actually write as if my target audience might be brought to care in a positive way about what I’m saying, or it won’t be a good article. This will have the unfortunate side effect of requiring me to open up a trifle, not something I enjoy doing with an audience that is much more likely to be jeering and unpleasant than thoughtful and constructive.

So, to make the whole situation more palatable to my subconscious, I have gotten Glenn to agree to let me cross-post the article in its entirety, not just the usual link to his site, where I know the audience will discuss what I’m going to say, whether or not they agree with it, in a thoughtful and constructive fashion that is relatively unlikely to involve personal attacks of any description.

I’m betting I’m gonna need that. So please, stay tuned! :)

Hope the internet doesn’t fall apart without me

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

A simple experiment.

I have come to the conclusion that I spend too much time surfing the web. It’s fun and can be enlightening, but often it’s just a procrastination tool, and done to excess (like, well, recently) I begin to suspect that there are probably more rewarding ways to spend my time.

I’m going to try an experiment. I am going to see what it feels like to go cold turkey for just one week. After I finish writing this and hit the “publish” button, I am not going to use my web browser for anything at all for seven days (with the single exception of e-mailing, which is necessary for my job). If I need to look up a word, I’ll use a real dictionary. No IMDB to settle arguments. No online train timetable searches. No losing myself in a dozen open Wikipedia windows. And most of all, no reading blogs! Not even this one.

There’s millions of other non-virtual ways to procrastinate, so it’s not I expect this to solve all my problems, but… I just want to try it and see what it feels like. If my will is strong enough to go the awful distance, then I’ll check in again next Sunday. (If it’s not, I guess you might be seeing me sooner.)

Bye for now!

BUSH AUTOBIOGRAPHY REVEALED!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

So George Bush wants to tell all:

“I want people to know what it’s like to make some of the decisions I had to make. What was the moment like. I’ve had one of these presidencies where I had to make some tough calls,” said Bush, who has a record low popularity in opinion polls.

Well, folks, here’s a punkassblog exclusive look at the book he’s written about his 8 years in office. It’s fun for the whole family:

William Saletan makes me sick.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

I’m not kidding. Every week, day in and day out, I see his articles on Slate; I usually manage to restrain myself from clicking on them—on the rare occasions I fail to do so, I’m almost always sorry. Past failures of cognition on his part have included this fine series on how black people are genetically stupider than white people and how wrong it is to pillory scientists who take this as their conclusion and then creatively deconstruct as much data as possible to support that, for instance. Or this one, where he pooh-poohs the notion that it might be humiliating or even detrimental to your health to have your contraceptive prescription refused and praises “crisis pregnancy centers,” which have a well-known history of tricking women inside by pretending to be Planned Parenthood and offering both medically unnecessary ultrasounds and no trained medical advice whatsoever.

What I’m saying is, I knew better but I clicked on the link to his latest masterpiece (entitled “Rethinking the age of sexual consent”) anyway. And yep, barely got into the thing before I happened across this gem:

The original age of consent, codified in English common law and later adopted by the American colonies, ranged from 10 to 12. In 1885, Britain and the states began raising the age to 16, ostensibly to protect girls’ natural innocence.

Let me be blunt, Mr. Saletan: It’s not only a shame that a dumbass like you actually gets paid to write articles, it’s unbelievable. Do you ever conduct any research outside of the confines of your tiny brain? Here, let me do your work for you–and oh, my God, I have to say, as a working journalist (which I am not! yet I knew about it) you really, really ought to have heard about this at least one time in the whole course of your professional life.

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Our Moms Think We’re Talented, So Surely You Will Too

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

We’ve got a fairly large percentage of our writers who actually create things in various media on a fairly regular basis. From what I’ve been able to glean, at the very least Marc makes movies, Violet is a designer, Sabotabby is a cartoonist, and I do theater and music. I’m sure most of us have other mad skillz we’ve been keeping secret– and that goes for you commenters too.

But at the moment, this here friendly little blog doesn’t appear to have an audience very hungry for our creative works. I dream of a day when an appearance by The Patriarchy gathers a hundred comments, and a brilliant bit of comedy writing can draw in referral links from a dozen other blogs.

Not that I’m seriously expecting that to ever happen, but part of it is that we don’t share often enough. In other words, if people don’t ever start to expect it, they’re not going to come here looking for it. So what the hell, I’ve decided I’m going to try to help us grow an audience that likes us for our creative stuff too, by posting some of my own stuff on a regular basis. If you don’t want to check it out, just don’t click on these posts!

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Oliver Twist – starring Ford, GM, and Chrysler

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

You know who I won’t shed a single damn tear for? The electric-car-squashing American auto industry. These are the same people who buried their inexpensive, reliable plug-ins once it became clear people actually *wanted* them (and thus the reduced need for marked-up dealer maintenance that comes with dumping the fragile combustion engine).

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But as with so many old-fogey corporate institutions right now, the automakers are in peril. And the Democrats want to help:
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World of Warcraft Withdrawal

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The expansion pack hits the market tomorrow at midnight. Meanwhile, every single server in the game system crashed around 5 am and not a single one of them has come back on line. For a while this morning, Blizzard was posting reassuring little updates, but then, about six hours ago, the community website server crashed too.

Things are not looking good for the legion of WoW addicts. (Note: If you are not one, the rest of this post may not excite you unduly; click at your own risk.)

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Um…so?

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

USAToday:

The nation’s Catholic bishops are expected to issue a statement Wednesday pledging cooperation with president-elect Barack Obama on numerous social issues but vowing all-out opposition to any law or executive order he may sign advocating abortion rights.

Did I miss the part where America became a theocracy? Specifically a Catholic theocracy? oh, it isn’t? so, we’re supposed to care about this because..?

To Auxiliary Bishop of Chicago Thomas Paprocki, that would precipitate a cascade of disasters: It would “nullify all conscience laws” allowing doctors, nurses and others to object to abortion, and would require abortions to be performed by all hospitals — which could lead to ending obstetrics services in all Catholic hospitals, even to closing the hospitals entirely.

“Any one of us here would consider it a privilege to die tomorrow — die tomorrow! — to bring about the end of abortion,” said Auxiliary Bishop Robert Hermann of St. Louis.

No, nooo! Don’t throw us into that briar patch, Brer Fox! …er, I mean, “Yeah, don’t do that! We couldn’t stand it if any of those things happened!”

Brokeback Mountain

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

I finally got around to watching Brokeback Mountain. I didn’t see it the first time around because, quite frankly, I don’t like cowboy movies. But, as a general rule, if a movie pisses off conservatives, even if I didn’t think I would like it, I end up liking it (See: Pleasantville, Saved, and Happy Feet). But, like most movies conservatives hate, I didn’t understand why they didn’t like it. Unlike most movies conservatives hate, I didn’t like it.

First things first: while Heath Ledger does an excellent job with his role, his accent is still pretty funny. Anybody trying to do an American accent is pretty funny, but an Aussie trying to do a cowboy accent was the height of unintentionally funny.

Unfortunately, that was about the only thing I enjoyed about the movie, and that wore off pretty quickly. When ever a movie can be described as “deliberately paced” I always hear “slow” and it is described as “character driven” I hear “not going any where”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not an action movie fan, and I do need character development, but I prefer climatic plot-lines to episodic ones. I can understand why this movie was so critically acclaimed: it was very well done, the acting was strong, the script was strong, the shots were perfect, and holy hell was this film BORING. Ang Lee, you have a talent, and I am incapable of appreciating it.

For those of you not aware, the movie centers around two men, Ennis and Jack, who are hired one summer to watch sheep on Brokeback Mountain. They end up having sex up there, but go back to their lives where Ennis marries a girl named Alma and has two little girls in Wyoming, and Jack ends up marrying a Lureen and having a little boy named Bobby in Texas. Four years later, Jack calls Ennis up and from then on Jack and Ennis meet up a few times a year to “go fishing”.

Spoiler alert under the fold
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What would you say to Bush?

Monday, November 10th, 2008

So the prez-to-be met with a real modern day war criminal, by which I mean President Bush.

I remember feeling so amazed that Stephen Colbert had the guts back in 2006 to actually call Bush out as the disaster that he is right to his face when no one else had done it to that point (and maybe no one has again).

I’m sure Barack Obama played nice when he sat down with Dubya in a rare private chat, but it got me thinking about how incredible it would be to have 15 minutes alone with the man to do or say whatever you want. Now, I’m sure physical violence would come to mind for many if they were alone with Bush, but since I’m pretty sure the NSA scans this site, let’s take that off the table.

If you were alone with Bush, what would you say to him? Would you drill him with questions to ascertain whether he’s evil or just a dumb pawn? Would you lambast him for his role in the deaths of millions? What would you do?

I think if it were me, I would try to find a photo of every dead civilian in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, and everywhere else he’s left his bloody trail and have them delivered by the truckload directly into the Oval office during our conversation. I’d try to bring as many family members of the people who’ve died with me, and let them talk to Bush. I’d put him face to face with the crimes he can put out of his head all too easily. And if he started to cry, I’d finally accept he was human.

A Picture Is Better Than A Thousand Words!

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Question: Are magazine advertisements going too far with extraordinarily excessive PhotoShopping of their already-for-the-average-person-unachievable-standards-of-anorexic-beauty models?

Answer:

(Via.)

We got google-hosed!

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Google removed us because someone had hacked PAB and posted embedded porn links in the code. Booo. Links removed, re-indexing requested, we’ll see how it goes.

When Google doesn’t acknowledge you on the web, it’s like you don’t exist. That kind of power is scary.

I’ve now updated to the super-latest for everything WordPress-related, so lemme know if you see anything funky…