I tried. Really, really hard, I tried to stop myself from reproducing the above actual real, live news headline here. As you can see, I failed utterly.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
While we’re on the topic of bizarre Republican presidential campaign news items, the cops apparently finally noticed that the “B” cut into this broad’s face was backwards, making it extraordinarily unlikely that anybody other than herself inflicted it, and she has confessed that no, no large black man actually mugged her and then assaulted her because she had a McCain bumper sticker. (via) It’s funny how people adapt their personal mental illnesses to their situation. I actually feel sorry for the McCain campaign, being used by this person who clearly needs professional help and lots of it, pronto. Then again, since the McCain campaign is not too interested in health care reform, maybe they deserve it.
And unsurprisingly, the voting is already all effed up. Sigh…
So, she’s fun at parties?