Why McCain REALLY picked Palin as his running mate!
Published by Lisa Kansas September 3rd, 2008 in Punkass!…it’s gotta be ’cause her speaking voice is just as awful as his is.
Seriously, if I had to listen to them having a conversation together, with nobody else talking, I’d be driving nails into my ears within ten minutes.
Nope, this is not her convention speech. But it’s still an edifying little window into the psyche of a person who could possibly end up running our country.
“Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending them out on a task that is from God.”
Apparently it’s also God’s will that a pipeline be built in Alaska. Who knew?
Why can’t she just ask God to make her local sports team win, like everybody else?
Seriously, she must be buzzing so hard right now. In her mind, it’s obvious that she is God’s Chosen One. Out of nowhere, suddenly she is the VP pick. Undeniable proof, at least to her, that prayers DO get answered.
The horrible part here is that you’re probably exactly right.